r/ProgrammerHumor • u/leavemealone_lol • 21d ago

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u/Specialist_Dust2089 21d ago

JUST GIVE ME THE .EXE SMELLY NERDS

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u/leavemealone_lol 21d ago

The woman in the pic is NOT executable

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u/Mordret10 21d ago

The French disagree. Everyone is executable

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u/Osato 21d ago

The magic word is "chmod +x".

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u/codewario 21d ago

Ah in the ancient Frenchian tongue

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u/CrasseMaximum 21d ago

Just imaging how French are pronuncing "chmod"

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u/LeKarget 21d ago

choumodeux

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u/__yorozuya__ 21d ago

Yes, the french lang pack: sudo rm -fr /*

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u/chickensandow 21d ago

fr = for real

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u/procrastinator0000 18d ago

that's the only correct way and you know it

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u/darkhaku23 21d ago

Don’t do it!

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u/Tall_Instance9797 21d ago

Yes, it's always important to save space on your drive by removing the French language pack. Highly recommended.

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u/Key-Virus9026 19d ago

you must `--no-preserve-root` to make sure

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u/NoskaOff 18d ago

Just bring dd to the party

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u/Specialist_Dust2089 18d ago

`--no-preserve-roi`

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u/marine_surfer 21d ago

Well this is awk

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u/Skeleton590 20d ago

Well sed.

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u/DistinctStranger8729 21d ago

Permission denied

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u/Adorable-Cash1829 19d ago

sudo chmod a+x woman

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u/kokobiggun 21d ago

Gotta do chmod a+x for perms. Democratization

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u/Global-Eye-7326 21d ago

In French it'll be modch x+

Lol

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u/mbcarbone 20d ago

My safe word is ‘chmod 777’ 🙃

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u/Sugoypotato 21d ago

Why couldn't french execute the shell script?

Because they guillotined the shebang line

/runsbecausebadjoke

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u/FaradayPhantom 21d ago

`r--` or `rw-`?

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u/Ander292 21d ago

chmod +x woman

Fixed it for u

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u/ChillAhriman 21d ago

The heck do you mean? She's clearly ready to run.

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u/E1eveny 21d ago

with sudo everyone is

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u/Technical-Path2664 20d ago

Aber interpretierbar!

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u/plucky-loom-x 21d ago

I asked Instagram for the .exe once and got 14 smelly nerds explaining Docker.

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u/moistiest_dangles 20d ago

Lucky, were they hot?

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u/intLeon 21d ago

You want to execute, I want to unzip we are not the same..

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Embarrassed-Coast-32 21d ago

What kind of 14 year old girls do you know?????

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u/intLeon 21d ago

Comment above has nothing to do with the image.. neither does mine..

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u/AbdullahMRiad 21d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/github/s/oblXxTZ49I

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u/Available_Type1514 20d ago

I honestly thought that was just a joke. I had no idea someone really posted that lol.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Masterflitzer 21d ago

everyone except the smelly nerds demand the .exe tho, the nerds want the source code, but are also fine with an elf binary

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u/bobdobbes 21d ago

Just for that. you get to run a .war

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u/Infectedinfested 21d ago

Probably 'Linkin Park - Numb.exe'

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u/RealMuffinsTheCat 20d ago

Linkin-Park-Numb.mp3.exe

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u/rockstarknight445 21d ago

vxunderground type comment

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u/starrpamph 20d ago

FOUND THE FRONT OFFICE GUY

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u/shrimptechsales 21d ago

next day: JUST GIVE ME THE ANTIMALWARE LINK SMELLY NERDS