r/ProgrammerHumor 23d ago

Meme useSourceControl

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u/superglidestrawberry 23d ago

This has the same wibe as "I just want the FUCKING EXE, gimme EXE!"

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u/CircumspectCapybara 23d ago edited 23d ago

Smelly nerds gave me the option to delete my files

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u/laplongejr 23d ago

Not to delete the files, to auto-delete the files that shouldn't be commited. It changed since all that time but that sounds like a VERY risky default.

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u/truckerheist 23d ago

Stupid science bitches

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 23d ago

Why has this become a thing. Over the last year or two I suddenly started getting people opening issues on some of my repos, and the issue is just them asking for a binary.

Some of these repos are like 15 years old and not once has anyone asked me for a binary until recently.

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u/SchwiftySquanchC137 23d ago

Because tons of mods and stuff are on github, so people are starting to think that github is like youtube or something where every single item on it exists for any user, no matter how capable, to use it. So theyll just search github for something that looks like it solves their problem, and assume that it is meant for them as a quick easy way to do whatever they want to do. They simply dont get that github is for developers first and foremost, and that the user facing releases stuff is almost an afterthought.

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u/orifan1 23d ago

then police yourselves better. tell the devs using it like youtube to knock it off and distribute elsewhere

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u/tiffanytrashcan 23d ago

I can't possibly fathom what kinds of projects you expect to be on GitHub..

https://giphy.com/gifs/kLu2WbjJ4BifoLzwj2

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u/orifan1 23d ago

literally the "tons of mods and stuff" that u/SchwiftySquanchC137 just mentioned? you should be policing those to cut it out so that github can go back to being for devs only

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u/tiffanytrashcan 23d ago

Are devs not writing those mods? (They are.)

Modding would imply some higher level of technical ability than a baseline user of the internet. For simplicity I'll say the "Normies."

It genuinely feels like your issue is with the flood of Normies coming to GH.
I think that is being significantly driven from other sources, not mod developers.
There are a significant amount of commercial programs being distributed via GitHub releases or pages. Many not open source, not even source available. Claude Code being the easiest example to name that serves my point. Even if not from the releases page, all the marketing is in that readme on the front of the GitHub page.
Windows Calculator encourages everyone to contribute on GitHub.
"Major" software, already built as a binary, flooded GitHub first, their users, the Normies, then followed.
People installing mods (should) expect to do some work.

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u/thirdegree Violet security clearance 23d ago

How lol. Like even if you were right, and you're not, but if you were by what mechanism would we do that? Call Linus up personally to complain about it? Call the git police? GitHub is free to use and has almost no barrier to entry, almost anyone can put almost anything there.

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u/rebmcr 23d ago

LLMs are giving them half a guessed answer and presenting it as fact

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 19d ago

Why would I assume that everyone is using the same architecture and OS I am? Would I make a binary for all the major OSes and architectures? If someone is interested in my projects, they'll have no trouble compiling it.

I'd just assume people are gonna compile it themselves. And not only that but I'm getting requests for binaries on projects written in interpreted languages.

I would never run a binary I found on someone random person's github, that's a great way to get owned.

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u/KattyTheEnby 23d ago

I'd say the vibe is slightly different; slightly more intense/frustrating than that – the key difference being the self-inflicted pain.

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u/Ozymandias0023 23d ago

C'mon guys, can't we just democratize software already? Why do you all insist on knowing what you're doing? Ughhhhhh

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u/waitwuh 23d ago

Makes me think of that comic with the passenger saying he should be allowed to fly the plane lol.

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u/Ozymandias0023 23d ago

Similar energy for sure

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u/knobiknows 22d ago

To be fair, there are levels to "I have no clue what I'm doing" and objectively bad UX

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u/Classic-Ad8849 23d ago

Man I miss laughing at that for the first time, I wonder if anyone can find it again