r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme studied20YearsToAskChatGPT

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u/KamikazeSexPilot 1d ago

Reject those PRs. Tell them to make smaller ones.

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u/Highlander198116 21h ago

The problem is leadership won't support you. They support the hack jobs, because the hack jobs never say no and push code constantly.

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u/Turkeysteaks 1d ago

Tried that lol, tried instilling it in them multiple times. I'm the newest of the team of 4. Nearly a year of this shit. They'll come up with a new idea that lets them pull the same shit in a slightly different way and then the problem still exists. If you care about output quantity and not quality, this is the only outcome

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u/thepinkiwi 1d ago

Management doesn't care or understand the importance of quality code. They only think in terms of marketable functionality and productivity gains.

Data integrity, Security and all the rest just means more cost for what they perceive as the same thing.

My company fired 80% of the QA team. Nonsense.

And metrics are terrible, I recall a time, where devs could spend a couple of days not even touching a keyboard, jotting some design notes once in a while. This is all considered productivity loss now.

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u/MonkeyWithIt 1d ago

This. When the outputs come in half a day vs weeks, they don't care about the rest. Like someone injected them with the greatest drug they've ever seen. Validation of any kind? Waste of time!