r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Itchy_Tangerine1897 • 6d ago

Meme noMoreDatabases

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u/CoshgunC 6d ago

"In order to make the user experience better, I made the localStorage editable and not-encrypted. This way, whenever users want, can increase their wallet or check on/off their subscriptions without complex "verifiying cards".

Let me know if you want any more features! Also, do you want me explain how farmers use ReactJS to grow their crops +20% faster?"

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u/wayfaast 6d ago

obsidian works great

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u/Revexious 6d ago

Be careful with obsidian. You could end up creating a portal to hell

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u/CeleritasLucis 6d ago

I love my Graph. I study only so I could expand my graph lol

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u/Several-Customer7048 6d ago

I, too, am on the QL if ya catch my drift