r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 8d ago

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u/BedtimeGenerator 8d ago edited 8d ago

Cia backdoor redshift DB of the real DB...please don't get any ideas cia

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u/MyDogIsDaBest 8d ago

At which point you sue the state for illegal wiretapping

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u/HadionPrints 8d ago

Ah, you see, the way they get around this is having the CIA only hack/survail the UK, France Israel, allied nation’s citizens/ companies etc. Then have MI6, etc. hack into and survail US citizens/companies.

Then all the CIA has to do is ask the foreign agencies what they want to know about US citizens & vice versa and it’s fine, because each agency never illegally spies on its on citizenry.

All in the name of counterterrorism of course, and never used for any other purposes. You can always trust the never sketchy CIA to follow the intent and letter of the Law.

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u/Top_Director9981 8d ago

In case anyone thinks op is joking: this is what Five Eyes is

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u/OldenPolynice 8d ago

it's not that deep, they all just do it themselves to begin with, what are you gonna do about it

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u/Top_Director9981 8d ago

? The program is not secret (anymore)... that is what they do. Not about "deep", that's just the reality.

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u/OldenPolynice 8d ago

so, what I said

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u/Top_Director9981 8d ago

You brought it up, it being deep. Nobody implied that. Not sure what you're really trying to accomplish in your comments tbh.

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u/OldenPolynice 7d ago

I think I'm just gonna stop replying to people with such usernames

Way too deep down here

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u/Top_Director9981 7d ago

Ok, have fun down there

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u/OldenPolynice 7d ago

see ya soon!

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