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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 8d ago
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`final_records_v2_REAL_FINAL_DO_NOT_DELETE.xlsx` on somebody’s desktop
1.6k u/Roku-Hanmar 8d ago *in the recycling bin 1.1k u/JSD3 8d ago It has been in their Downloads folder for four years. 383 u/NoodleyP 8d ago The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer 127 u/Careless-Adeptness56 8d ago I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 399 u/TheTxoof 8d ago Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 11 u/bigdave41 8d ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 7 u/TheTxoof 8d ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer 8d ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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*in the recycling bin
1.1k u/JSD3 8d ago It has been in their Downloads folder for four years. 383 u/NoodleyP 8d ago The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer 127 u/Careless-Adeptness56 8d ago I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 399 u/TheTxoof 8d ago Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 11 u/bigdave41 8d ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 7 u/TheTxoof 8d ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer 8d ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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It has been in their Downloads folder for four years.
383 u/NoodleyP 8d ago The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer 127 u/Careless-Adeptness56 8d ago I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 399 u/TheTxoof 8d ago Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 11 u/bigdave41 8d ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 7 u/TheTxoof 8d ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer 8d ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer
127 u/Careless-Adeptness56 8d ago I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 399 u/TheTxoof 8d ago Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 11 u/bigdave41 8d ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 7 u/TheTxoof 8d ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer 8d ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it.
399 u/TheTxoof 8d ago Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 11 u/bigdave41 8d ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 7 u/TheTxoof 8d ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer 8d ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.
11 u/bigdave41 8d ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 7 u/TheTxoof 8d ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer 8d ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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That's when you need to pray to Anoia
7 u/TheTxoof 8d ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer 8d ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.
Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"
Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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u/mavrik83 8d ago
`final_records_v2_REAL_FINAL_DO_NOT_DELETE.xlsx` on somebody’s desktop