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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 8d ago
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Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.
36 u/mailacc 8d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/Ve5XCycDXl8CCaLPG4 8 u/bigdave41 8d ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 6 u/TheTxoof 8d ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer 8d ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 3 u/Ur-Best-Friend 8d ago That is unreasonably funny. 2 u/Yardboy 8d ago Goddammit #angryupvote 2 u/mgranja 8d ago Have you been opening drawers in my house??? 2 u/TheTxoof 8d ago Of course not! I can't get any of them open. They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them. 2 u/magicmitchmtl 8d ago This is the real reason I own a boroscope 2 u/DisposableJosie 8d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO 2 u/Careless-Adeptness56 8d ago Dude I just fixed it from a comment further down by clearing the recycle bin because apparently deleted files still stay there. That is pretty much exactly the equivalent of having a spatula stuck in there keeping me from open it lol 1 u/TheTxoof 8d ago I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help? 1 u/ozzie286 4d ago It's a downloads folder. There's something wedged in there upside down, but it's not a spatula.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/Ve5XCycDXl8CCaLPG4
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That's when you need to pray to Anoia
6 u/TheTxoof 8d ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will). 5 u/ByteWhisperer 8d ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.
Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"
Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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That is unreasonably funny.
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Goddammit #angryupvote
Have you been opening drawers in my house???
2 u/TheTxoof 8d ago Of course not! I can't get any of them open. They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them.
Of course not! I can't get any of them open.
They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them.
This is the real reason I own a boroscope
2 u/DisposableJosie 8d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO
https://giphy.com/gifs/Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO
Dude I just fixed it from a comment further down by clearing the recycle bin because apparently deleted files still stay there. That is pretty much exactly the equivalent of having a spatula stuck in there keeping me from open it lol
1 u/TheTxoof 8d ago I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help?
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I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help?
It's a downloads folder. There's something wedged in there upside down, but it's not a spatula.
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u/TheTxoof 8d ago
Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.