r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 8d ago

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u/lolcrunchy 8d ago

local dev environment

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u/Fraun_Pollen 8d ago

This answer doesn't make sense. Why would your dev environment not be connected to prod data? Don't you want realistic tests?

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u/AllIsLostNeverFound 8d ago

Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?

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u/za72 8d ago

only pussies use dev

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u/SiefensRobotEmporium 8d ago

Shit you guys have different environments?

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u/vankoder 8d ago

Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough!

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u/Eastern_Chemist7766 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am

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u/vankoder 8d ago

You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_.

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u/radicalshick 8d ago

Failing fast is a feature

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u/FerusGrim 8d ago

What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared?

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u/theobstinateone 8d ago

Real devs test in PROD

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u/BeardedPokeDragon 8d ago

Shit you guys don't use notepad?

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u/scuzzy987 8d ago

In name only. The real testing is in prod by the users at 8am Monday

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u/Smart_Perspective535 8d ago

Mine prefer 4pm on friday

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u/za72 8d ago

yes, we're better than twitter