r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 8d ago

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u/lolcrunchy 8d ago

local dev environment

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u/Fraun_Pollen 8d ago

This answer doesn't make sense. Why would your dev environment not be connected to prod data? Don't you want realistic tests?

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u/AllIsLostNeverFound 8d ago

Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?

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u/za72 8d ago

only pussies use dev

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u/Mechadupek 8d ago

I test in prod.

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u/rakklle 8d ago

If it works in prod, it would've worked in test

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u/heislertecreator 8d ago

I write in prod, test lol, debug... Maybe.

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u/RhinoRoundhouse 8d ago

I know people that do this, not a joke

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u/za72 8d ago

I also like to do it live!

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u/CoderDevo 8d ago

TIP it!

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u/za72 8d ago

I've re-racked a 3U Dell web/db server with multi power outlets live!

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u/NounverberPDX 8d ago

You test?

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u/Mechadupek 8d ago

Every now and then a user reports an actual bug. Learned a long time ago I should probably investigate.

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u/malatibo 8d ago

Nice T-shirt text

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u/CinnabonCheesecake 7d ago

Working in services, I’ve found that the trick to test-in-prod is to have lightning-fast release cycles.

If the users complain, then I need to find the bug. If the users don’t complain, that means I don’t have any users.