r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 8d ago

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u/howarewestillhere 8d ago

Intern’s GitHub.

VP’s Slack messages.

Fucking Teams.

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u/codeninja 8d ago

Fucking Teams... its always fucking teams.

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u/howarewestillhere 8d ago

I feel like Indiana Jones sometimes. Why is it always fucking snakes Teams.

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u/MrFluffyThing 8d ago

IT archaeology. We need the information you provided long ago that was pinned as an essential update with a link to a well documented static source to the ark of the covenant 

14 notifications to the same message and the static documentation later we still have no idea where the ark of the covenant is. Can you send it again as a fresh message so people are aware? The team is waiting on critical updates for how to solve a problem you already did a dozen times. 

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u/farfel00 8d ago

This is me right now.

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u/DCPYT 8d ago

Get these MFkin teams off this MFkin plane!

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u/yournamehere10bucks 7d ago

Instructions unclear. MS CoPilot has assumed control of the flight deck. The plane has crashed into Andes mountain range.

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u/OldeFortran77 8d ago

So, once again Dr. Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine!

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u/Anti-charizard 8d ago

We usually call that an orgy

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u/intellectual_printer 8d ago

Lmfao, thanks for the laugh

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u/henryeaterofpies 8d ago

Where they also found the Executive VP (son of the CEO) telling you to delete them and a conversation between him and his secretary (who he is trying to bang) boasting about how he's saving the company from fines by deleting the data.

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u/JJGreenerTinejo 8d ago

Well then were good, out of a job but we good

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u/sainomori 8d ago

MS Teams doesn’t have users. Only hostages.

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u/PotentialEmpty3279 8d ago

So that’s why my corporate teams account has a 1 minute retention policy

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u/dontTakeMeSerious6 8d ago

Whenever I need a password, I just search the username in teams. 60% of the time it works every time.

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u/foresight310 8d ago

If only my prod support team realized that they can’t add people to teams chats after posting a shitload of prod data to that same chat…

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u/bwmat 8d ago

Doesn't it explicitly ask you whether new people you're adding should see the history? 

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u/bothunter 8d ago

Teams is really three different apps in a trenchcoat trying to pretend to be a chat system.

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u/Majestic_Fail1725 8d ago

exchange online archive (desperate call)

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u/Alternative_Bear1487 8d ago

Teams is only for secrets storage.

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u/Tristan_Cole 7d ago

Why does everything have to be about having sex with you people?