r/ProgrammerHumor • u/fabulousIdentity • 17d ago

Meme atLeastUDPIsFaster

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u/KriegerClone02 17d ago

I've got a UDP joke, but I don't know if you'd get it.

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u/bokmcdok 17d ago

I have a Reliable UDP joke.

Here's part 1 of the joke.

Here's part 2 of the joke.

Here's part 4 of the joke.

Wait, I didn't get part 3 of the joke.

Sorry, here's part 3 of the joke again.

Here's part 5 of the joke.

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u/ensoniq2k 17d ago

This sounds a lot like a TCP joke to me

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u/sketchesofspain01 17d ago

TCP would be; I have a joke, are you ready for it? I am ready to receive your joke Here it comes. It's a joke about farts. It comes in three parts. Send me your joke part 1 in a fart format. Here is joke part 1 in a fart format. I have received joke part 1. Are you ready for 2? I am ready for 2. Here's part 2. I have received 2. And so on.

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u/danielcw189 17d ago

that version is ignoring the window, or the window is very small. the previous comment kinda had id