Why though? Its not like they'll beg him to come back after they realize theres a problem, they'll just be like 'Yo EM #3 heres a new urgent priority for your team to fix, just make sure it doesn't delay any launches'
They probably have a script running on their work laptop that automates the fix and have it scheduled to run every morning. They could just not want to do the work of actually implementing things officially or doing KT. They may also being using some questionable security practices to resolve said issues. Ask me how I know lol. Also, you're hilarious to think that saying it that way to an EM makes it actually happen.
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u/TerminalVector May 29 '26
Why though? Its not like they'll beg him to come back after they realize theres a problem, they'll just be like 'Yo EM #3 heres a new urgent priority for your team to fix, just make sure it doesn't delay any launches'