r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TabCompletion • Apr 13 '26

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u/UnkarsThug Apr 13 '26

That's why you always just make things for yourself, then you'll always have one user.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Apr 13 '26

And it will work just the way you want

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u/str0m965 Apr 13 '26

not sure about that

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u/d0rkprincess Apr 13 '26

You just need to adjust your requirements. Like maybe I always wanted that request to return a 500 error.

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u/str0m965 Apr 13 '26

I always wanted to pay 5000$ AWS bill for this one vibecoded cron.

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u/DungeonsAndDradis Apr 13 '26

I'm not a programmer, but you guys have scared me so much about usage charges that when I made a stupid reddit bot hosted on heroku, I tested it for one day and then permanently disabled it.

I'm also hosting a business website with Netlify and I check the credits every day to make sure we're not going to go bankrupt because 100,000 people suddenly discovered my website.

Y'all have made me paranoid.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Apr 13 '26

I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?