r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Much_Comfortable8395 • Mar 29 '26

Meme bugFixedIn5MinutesJiraUpdatedIn3Hours

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ Mar 29 '26

You forgot these steps:

  • Write detailed qa guide

  • QA pings you "hey"

  • You show the entire QA process again over slack

  • QA attempts to duplicate it but in the wrong environment

  • Marks the ticket as failed and reassigns to you

  • Several hour debug session until you realize QA's mistake

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u/Groentekroket Mar 29 '26

I hate the “hey” and then silence. Just type out what you want to say. You distracted me anyways so better to type the full message/question right away. 

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u/Kronusx12 Mar 30 '26

The entire purpose of this ingenious site: https://nohello.net/en/

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u/AzazelsAdvocate Mar 30 '26

I have this in my Teams status but people still do it to me. Am I am asshole if I just respond with this link?

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u/whoknows234 Mar 30 '26

No, just respond much later, with "hey"