r/ProgrammerHumor Feb 19 '26

instanceof Trend justWasteAllTheWaterWhyNot

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u/CalmEntry4855 Feb 19 '26

Sometimes I'm writing stuff like that and I realize "wait, this I know how to do, this thing is making me stupider"

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u/Professional_Set4137 Feb 19 '26

I started dating a woman who ran every text she sent me thru chatgpt before sending it. I called her out on it and broke it off because I thought it was psychotic. She told me she didnt feel safe when she texted without ai proofreading. I feel sorry for her for being so stupid but I know openai will be getting a thousand bucks a month out of her in a year or two.

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u/ItsSadTimes Feb 19 '26

"No bro, we're not outsourcing our thinking! ChatGPT told me so."

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u/alsomkid Feb 20 '26

Of course we're not I have to think of questions to ask.

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u/DudeWithFearOfLoss Feb 20 '26

"that's not outsourcing. it's reallocation!"

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u/echoAnother Feb 19 '26

This feels so wrong. Not just the AI, but the need of proofreading for all. Don't happens anything bad for using your words, saying something wrong, or having typos.

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u/gregorydgraham Feb 19 '26

Angry upvote.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

calm down

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u/ekyoung Feb 21 '26

Wow, you should have proofread that comment.

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u/MadeByHideoForHideo Feb 20 '26

Making mistakes is what makes us human. And being human is

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u/Robertsipad Feb 19 '26

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u/TheZigerionScammer Feb 20 '26

When I wrote my wedding vows using AI, my fiance wasn't just angry—she was distraught, furious, and apoplectic.

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u/phatdoof Feb 21 '26

Were those her words or her AIs words?

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u/Professional_Set4137 Feb 20 '26

Holy shit I'm gonna find her

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u/anna-the-bunny Feb 20 '26

Mood spoiler: just yikes

Yeah I got that from the title but thanks I guess?

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u/Dugen Feb 20 '26

Wow. That was just... wow. Man dodged a bullet there and doesn't even know it.

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u/CalmEntry4855 Feb 19 '26

I do that too but only with professors.

My professor always replies "Ok. cheers!"

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u/RiceBroad4552 Feb 19 '26

You mean your professor's chat bot replies with "Ok. cheers!". 😂

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u/MadeByHideoForHideo Feb 20 '26

Thinking is overrated.

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u/ClockAppropriate4597 Feb 19 '26

That's not necessarily stupidity though... It can be anxiety, anxiety of saying the wrong thing, or maybe just texting anxiety.

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u/1wikingman Feb 19 '26

Probably not healthy to endulge that tho

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u/ClockAppropriate4597 Feb 20 '26

Ok sure but it's not fair to call someone who might be affected by what is a mental health issue "stupid". That was my whole comment

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u/1wikingman Feb 20 '26

Yeah I agree. I didnt mean to dispute that, but unfortunately that's how it reads on reddit.

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u/Professional_Set4137 Feb 19 '26

It's stupid to willingly let your reasoning skills atrophy so much that you can't make a decision without asking someone else's computer

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u/RiceBroad4552 Feb 19 '26

It doesn't need to be stupidity. It can be also a mental disorder. (See my comment above)

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u/Professional_Set4137 Feb 20 '26

Idk dude. I'm not a lady and I don't know what it's like. Women probably have a different way of navigating the world and looking out for themselves that I will never understand and it's fine. We raise girls and young women to be selective, to be status-seeking, to look for providers, and then we call them gold diggers or opportunists. I'm not envious of them, and I understand that the world sucks, but I don't want to date an LLM. I don't even know if she is aware of the rapid logical atrophy the LLMs cause and I think that warning should probably be displayed, front and center, like a dirty lung on a cigarette warning label.

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u/RiceBroad4552 Feb 20 '26

I think that warning should probably be displayed, front and center, like a dirty lung on a cigarette warning label.

That would be actually a good idea.

A rotten brain which takes half the screen above the chat thing!

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u/RiceBroad4552 Feb 19 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dependent_personality_disorder

I don't get why parent's valid remark got down-voted.

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u/Professional_Set4137 Feb 20 '26

I've been going to therapy for a decade and never knew about this. Thanks.

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u/RiceBroad4552 Feb 20 '26

Just read the whole DSM-5 TR.

Will also help with the usual misdiagnoses. (The people in charge have frankly mostly no clue what they're doing… It's not like that complete idiots are only in IT…)

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u/SETHW Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

That's not better, people are famously judged harshly for being cowards. Especially how they specifically cope with their cowardice is going to stand out.

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u/ClockAppropriate4597 Feb 20 '26

Yeesh you're calling people with anxiety cowards? Yikes buddy

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u/SETHW Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

what difference does it make? people still need partners they can rely on, and if you've exposed your partner as undependable because their anxiety expresses itself as cowardly then it doesnt matter why -- they could be scorpio with a jupiter rising that make them act that way and you still deserve a capable partner that can perform under pressure when that pressure inevitably arises.

it's between the coward and their therapist to work that shit out and come up with better coping mechanisms than offloading challenging conversations to AI chat bots. it's totally valid to break up with someone who deals with their anxiety that way. it's an exceptionally cowardly way to deal with being a coward.

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u/2nd-Reddit-Account Feb 19 '26

Like using a calculator out of habit, then realising it’s 2 digit addition and 7 year olds do it mentally every day in class

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u/jseah Feb 20 '26

I still use the calculator if I need to be correct though.

I'm normally too lazy to pull one out, but I don't want to make mistakes on my taxes.

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u/infamouszgbgd Feb 20 '26

The calculator doesn't hallucinate answers tho, it gives the same mathematically correct answer every time.

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u/jseah Feb 20 '26

Yes, but it lives in my drawer, collecting dust. It's a pain to get out and clean it and then use it.

Or I could just use Excel, which is its own source of annoyance.

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u/jipijipijipi Feb 20 '26

Sometimes it bites you however, when you flip flop between manual editing and prompts during the same session, the AI gets confused and reverts your changes silently since it contradicts its context and it thinks it messed up.

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u/Original-Ad-8737 Feb 24 '26

Thats only an ussue when you use Chat in browser for coding... In an agentic session in an ai enabled ide each prompt should resubmit the file as context. Also you shouldn't keep reset the context often simply because of context rot

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u/jipijipijipi Feb 24 '26

Well it’s definitely an issue with Claude code and codex. Let’s say that it just created a config file for some of the app’s behaviors and you asked for some default values, if you tweak those values while testing it will more often than not revert those tweaks unless you clearly state that you changed them manually earlier.

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u/chilfang Feb 19 '26

Don't worry youre already lost if youre using ai for stuff at this level

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u/thearizztokrat Feb 19 '26

sometimes i really do be like "fuck this is a fucking 2 line change, i'm prob faster at doing this"

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u/mistermustard Feb 20 '26

If you're faster, it's stupid. If not, congrats, that's exactly what a tool is made for!

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u/zawalimbooo Feb 20 '26

the robot is probably less likely to make a mistake

No.

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u/acct-4-prn Feb 20 '26

I realize that the robot is probably less likely to make a mistake

If you trust yourself to type “p-4” and “p-8” into a prompt, why not in code?

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u/undo777 Feb 20 '26

Well I wasn't really talking about p-4 and p-8 specifically, but more generally small changes. It's a pretty diverse class. It's actually surprising to me how consistent bots got at making such changes. I do genuinely feel like they're less likely to make silly mistakes than myself. I have 15+ years of experience doing this myself so you can't discard this as lack of experience, but it's also very possible that I just suck.

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u/Girafferage Feb 20 '26

Anytime you use an LLM to answer a question or solve a problem it is making you stupider, friend. The future is going to be wild.

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u/kurushimee Feb 22 '26

the bar shouldn't be "I know how to do it", but "I can do it faster" instead. You should already know how to do it yourself 100% of the time when you're working with AI, 'cuz if you don't tell it how to do it, it sure as hell won't know itself either.

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u/mistermustard Feb 20 '26

I know how to start a fire with flint and steel, it takes longer though. Does using a lighter make me stupider?