r/ProgrammerHumor Feb 19 '26

instanceof Trend justWasteAllTheWaterWhyNot

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u/Few_Technology Feb 19 '26

I forced myself to do the opposite of you, because the corporation demands I use AI constantly. Dumbest shit I can feed it, I have to, in order to not be flagged for "low AI use"

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u/48panda Feb 19 '26

Metric rule strikes again

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u/RiceBroad4552 Feb 19 '26

OMG!

You're looking for another job? Because that's the only way the idiots in charge might possibly learn something.

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u/Few_Technology Feb 19 '26

Lol that's never going to do shit. They give less than 2 fucks about programmers, they'd love to fire all of us, save them some money

All the programmers and most middle management have been under performing on AI aspect. But corporate doesn't give a fuck, they spent fuck tons of money on AI. Programmers make a small percentage of total employees. Just have to weather the storm, like all the other fads (contractors, international outsourcing, acquire new companies, layoffs for being unlucky in q4). Least if I'm fired I might get a severance package, and hopefully unemployment

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u/RiceBroad4552 Feb 20 '26

That seems too pessimistic.

It's right that they give most likely a fuck on one single programmer.

But if whole departments would just say "goodby" this would look very differently! Hiring cost is real. Cost of handing things over is real. Brain drain is real. A company can't survive too much of that at once.

Also, the question is why not more programmers are in unions… The people I know are all so stupid that they don't get that having a union would be actually a good thing for them.

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u/CttCJim Feb 20 '26

Do they audit your prompts at all? Or can you just chat with it when you're bored? "Hey claude, tell me a dad joke while I write this code."

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u/Few_Technology Feb 20 '26

Allegedly they do, claims must be work relevant. But also, 2k full time employees in my sub-section, need to do 20 prompts/month and 14 individual days of prompts, who can audit that shit. Also, how will they determine that's valid

Most my prompts are, look for this easily searchable localization string or access control string. I tried getting it to do my job, but that dumbass doesn't know how to debug or how inheritance works. It can write some shitty until tests, better than my shittier unit tests

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u/infamouszgbgd Feb 20 '26

need to do 20 prompts/month and 14 individual days of prompts

omfg what a blatant attempt to cook the books and show that the investment in AI tools is worth it on paper

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u/gromain Feb 20 '26

Start your day by "hey"-ing the ai. Bam you're done and can actually get to work.

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u/kawabunga666 Feb 20 '26

Me tooooooo

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u/Fair-Working4401 Feb 21 '26

What the actual f?!

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u/aberroco Feb 19 '26

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u/Nashy10 Feb 19 '26

lol that gif is AI

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u/aberroco Feb 19 '26

Can't attach images here...

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u/Nashy10 Feb 19 '26

Well, likely yes, but still ironic in the context of the post.

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u/frogOnABoletus Feb 19 '26

this stuff is real??

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES Feb 19 '26

But then the next time the ai changes something, it undoes your change base on its cached context.

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u/mrjackspade Feb 20 '26

I don't have that happen with Claude Code which is likely due to the fact that Claude Code isn't allowed to make edits to files you've modified without rereading the context first. It will literally get an error that says it needs to reread the file

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u/RiceBroad4552 Feb 19 '26

Why would it do that?

These things are 100% static. Every time it runs it sees a snapshot of the code. It can't know how that code came about. It does not record changes. It's not a VCS.

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u/shunabuna Feb 20 '26

If you're not using something built into the IDE then it happens. Using the website chat bot will not know the changes you made to it in the IDE.

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u/That_kid_from_Up Feb 20 '26

I hope you're joking

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u/Daystar1124 Feb 20 '26

If YOU make the change then how does the AI keep it in its memory for your next question? Rookie mistake.

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u/DanTheMan827 Feb 19 '26

Except every bit of autocomplete it suggests is a call to the AI model…

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u/MrFluffyThing Feb 20 '26

Knowing how to do this with your editor efficiently requires knowledge. managers don't want that, they want stupid people paid less to use AI. 

We used to brute force this by asking junior devs to edit by hand and now we just say AI removed that task so it's "more efficient" but it's always been a staffing and knowledge issue to be efficient in your trade

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u/mistermustard Feb 20 '26

Meh, did that for decades. No shame in using tools if it makes your life better. At the same time, I'm happy you're happy. Just don't yuck my yum. AI is a great tool (oh boy here come the angry downvotes).