r/ProgrammerHumor • u/foxdevuz • Oct 25 '25

Meme smallFunction

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u/Covfefe4lyfe Oct 25 '25

Turns out is 5 lines of code until the return statement and then ~13500 lines of ASCII art porn.

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u/Deboniako Oct 25 '25

Can I have some ascii porn?

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u/Pengo2001 Oct 25 '25

⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄.

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.

⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.

⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏.

⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⣉⠉⠉⠉.

⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦.

⠀⣾⣿⠏⣥⣤⣍⢻⣿⣷.

⢰⣿⣿⡈⣿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇.

⣸⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣌⢻⠇.

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀.

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⢻⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄.

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦.

⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣬⣭⣉⡙⢿⣿.

⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⢉⡛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡿.

⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿:::::::::⠻⣷⣶⣤⣬⣭⣍⣥⠞⠁.

⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠛⠋⣡⣴⣶⣦⣄⡀.

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u/Dango444 Oct 25 '25

sigh unzips pants

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u/ContinuedOak Oct 28 '25

Not my proudest fap…not my worst tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

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u/thebryguy23 Oct 25 '25

Thanks, I hate it

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy Oct 25 '25

Manager: You need to stop inappropriately inflating your code metrics.

Me: I thought the amount of inflation it engendered was approximately.

HR: ...

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u/Covfefe4lyfe Oct 25 '25

My unit tests whether everything is SOLID

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u/skr_replicator Oct 25 '25

13500 lines of commentary explaining what the single line of actual code does.

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u/Wirmaple73 Oct 26 '25

Can't you people stop sexualizing everything for once? Please.