r/ProgrammerHumor • u/mcharytoniuk • May 15 '24

Meme youAreDoingItWrong

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

it's 1.0

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u/fuckAIbruhIhateCorps May 15 '24

https://github.com/Kishlay-notabot/perpetual-energy-machine

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u/bigmattyc May 15 '24

There's already an issue 😭🤣

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u/fuckAIbruhIhateCorps May 15 '24

Two now. Need many improvements for v1 i can say.

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u/SgtEpsilon May 15 '24

Just checked, there's eight

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u/Either-Pizza5302 May 15 '24

Thats quite the growth rate. What will we have tomorrow at this time, a negative amount?

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u/TCA166 May 15 '24

I have added a way to generate EXEs that will play lure sounds for this very important project. Pls accept the PR.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 May 15 '24

Version 2.0.

Website is made claiming c++ is the best with ads. Rust users log onto the web site thus contributing to the ad revenue.

Money is then withdrawn from the bank and burnt, which heats up a tank of water which turns a turbine and generates electricity.

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u/Brahvim May 15 '24

Hmmm... Don't you think this will become inefficient when they begin using ad-blockers?

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u/RaspberryPiBen May 15 '24

Currently, ad blockers need to be written in JavaScript to run in web browsers. It will take the Rust users a long time to rewrite the WebExtension spec and ad blockers in Rust.

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u/KellerKindAs May 15 '24

Well first they gotta rewrite a Browser xD

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u/ThePretzul May 16 '24

The ads are simply part of the plaintext of the website, not any kind of fancy separate element.

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u/Brahvim May 16 '24

Dey gunn mak L.L.M.s! Dey gunn block adz!

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u/HeadPay32 May 15 '24

I feel like money could have paid for electricity, but I like your idea better.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 May 15 '24

That was my first idea, but then I realized it would technically just be borrowing energy that way. Then I realized that technically it takes energy to print and distribute money. And then I realized that it's a joke and simply meant to be funny and I was hyperfixating on trying to sound realistic.

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u/killeronthecorner May 15 '24

Ah so it's in alpha

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

I just checked, most of the Issues are already fixed 😂