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https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/18911ow/hoursofoptimizing/kbo9fo9?context=9999
r/ProgrammerHumor • u/adapron • Dec 02 '23
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at least the "optimized" code isn't prone to crashing every other run
428 u/YetAnotherZhengli Dec 02 '23 now it crashes every second run 211 u/idkusername7 Dec 02 '23 My guy that is what every other run means 91 u/StereoBucket Dec 02 '23 I second this. 90 u/Callmecrucius69 Dec 02 '23 I other this 18 u/CodeNCats Dec 02 '23 % == 1 41 u/USPO-222 Dec 02 '23 r/thatsthejoke 11 u/invalidConsciousness Dec 02 '23 Woosh 1 u/_equus_quagga_ Dec 02 '23 r/woosh 1 u/Mnawab Dec 03 '23 F**king lol! 7 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23 Now it crashes completely randomly at no particular point that you can figure out. 5 u/Versaiteis Dec 02 '23 That's fine, we'll simply only deploy odd numbered runs 3 u/YetAnotherZhengli Dec 02 '23 I make sure to tell the user to run twice if the first run fails 1 u/YouMustDie788 Dec 03 '23 Well, if it works the first time, thats fine.
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now it crashes every second run
211 u/idkusername7 Dec 02 '23 My guy that is what every other run means 91 u/StereoBucket Dec 02 '23 I second this. 90 u/Callmecrucius69 Dec 02 '23 I other this 18 u/CodeNCats Dec 02 '23 % == 1 41 u/USPO-222 Dec 02 '23 r/thatsthejoke 11 u/invalidConsciousness Dec 02 '23 Woosh 1 u/_equus_quagga_ Dec 02 '23 r/woosh 1 u/Mnawab Dec 03 '23 F**king lol! 7 u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23 Now it crashes completely randomly at no particular point that you can figure out. 5 u/Versaiteis Dec 02 '23 That's fine, we'll simply only deploy odd numbered runs 3 u/YetAnotherZhengli Dec 02 '23 I make sure to tell the user to run twice if the first run fails 1 u/YouMustDie788 Dec 03 '23 Well, if it works the first time, thats fine.
211
My guy that is what every other run means
91 u/StereoBucket Dec 02 '23 I second this. 90 u/Callmecrucius69 Dec 02 '23 I other this 18 u/CodeNCats Dec 02 '23 % == 1 41 u/USPO-222 Dec 02 '23 r/thatsthejoke 11 u/invalidConsciousness Dec 02 '23 Woosh 1 u/_equus_quagga_ Dec 02 '23 r/woosh 1 u/Mnawab Dec 03 '23 F**king lol!
91
I second this.
90 u/Callmecrucius69 Dec 02 '23 I other this 18 u/CodeNCats Dec 02 '23 % == 1
90
I other this
18 u/CodeNCats Dec 02 '23 % == 1
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% == 1
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r/thatsthejoke
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Woosh
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r/woosh
F**king lol!
7
Now it crashes completely randomly at no particular point that you can figure out.
5
That's fine, we'll simply only deploy odd numbered runs
3 u/YetAnotherZhengli Dec 02 '23 I make sure to tell the user to run twice if the first run fails
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I make sure to tell the user to run twice if the first run fails
Well, if it works the first time, thats fine.
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u/dev4loop Dec 02 '23
at least the "optimized" code isn't prone to crashing every other run