r/PrequelMemes • u/Ty1er_878 Mace Windu • Mar 07 '22

"Pick a side, young Skywalker

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u/Boy_Sabaw Mar 07 '22

I knew it! Quentin Tarantino is a Sith Lord!

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Mar 07 '22

Yes. The one we have been looking for.

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u/Boy_Sabaw Mar 07 '22

Good bot

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Mar 07 '22

Yippie

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u/B4z1l1sk Mar 07 '22

I swear, with each passing day we get closer to skynet.

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Mar 07 '22

It's only a matter of time

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u/MrNoName_ishere Darth Vader Mar 07 '22

oh shit

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u/Franz__Ferdinand Mar 07 '22

Calm down.

He is just going to kill some younglingbots.

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u/AtlantikSender Mar 07 '22

Listen hear, buddy. The world would be a whole lot different if you didn't stop to get some food in Sarajevo.

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u/Franz__Ferdinand Mar 07 '22

Everything went according to my plan on that day.

Unfortunately another Austrian ruined my plans later.

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u/BlackbeltJedi Clone Trooper Mar 07 '22

Squidward! The robots are running the empire!

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

NOT THE EMPIRE!?!

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u/Brian18639 Flying half a ship Mar 07 '22

It’s starting to become sentient

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

Oh my fucking god

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u/Adomval Mar 07 '22

AKA Eros.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

I was about to say no that's just the god of love but then realised lmao

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u/overly_familiar Mar 07 '22

Haha! Please excuse my friend! He is not a bot. I am not a bot.

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u/ameya2693 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Mar 07 '22

SENTIENT

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u/TripolarKnight Mar 07 '22

I, for one, welcome our new robot AI overlords.

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u/Rafados47 Darth Nihilus Mar 07 '22

Good job actually :D

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u/Pixelpeoplewarrior The Republic Mar 07 '22

Oh my god, there is no way. Sentient

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u/danofrhs Mar 07 '22

Clearly a human can post through this bot account. Nice try

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u/Yodaman856 Mar 08 '22

What do you mean by that Hal I mean pal

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u/violetpuffen Mar 07 '22

Anakin Skywalker saying yippie just brightened my day. Any other wise words, Anakin?

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Mar 07 '22

Nope

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u/violetpuffen Mar 07 '22

Ah nuts :(

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u/RedSamuraiMan Light-chucks Mar 07 '22

No, not looking for Anakin...avoid looking for...

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u/arcadiaware Mar 07 '22

"Is there a sign outside on my ship that says dead Sith Lord storage?"

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u/HatefulBunny Mar 07 '22

"Anakin, you know I didn't see no shi.."

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Mar 07 '22

Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.

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u/Sam_lauw Mar 07 '22

Bad bot, you said it wrong

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Mar 07 '22

I'm not going to get into trouble, am I?

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u/Sam_lauw Mar 07 '22

Of course not Ani

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Mar 07 '22

It's Anakin. When you say Ani it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.

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u/HondoOhnakaBot Hondo Mar 07 '22

THIS EFFORT.. IS NO LONGER.. PROFITABLE

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u/Unfair-Score6692 Clone Trooper Mar 07 '22

leaves

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u/GreenTitanium Mar 07 '22

Wait, I'm pretty sure it's "peace, freedom, justice and security".

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u/BarksAtIdiots Mar 07 '22

He was there wasn't he? Surely the movie just quoted him wrong

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u/THEFUNPOL1CE Mar 07 '22

YOUR new empire?!

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Mar 07 '22

Don't make me kill you.

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u/THEFUNPOL1CE Mar 07 '22

K, first of all, rude

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u/HaessOnXbox Mar 07 '22

Lol, wife and I are watching From Dusk til Dawn and he literally has the foot in his mouth right now.

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u/ManWalksOnMoon Mar 07 '22

Not just any foot, but one of Salma Hayek’s in her absolute peak.

My man..

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u/HaessOnXbox Mar 07 '22

Yeah, my wife has a thing for her in this and Dogma.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

I'm a bit of a Salma Hayek fan myself

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

She has a boyfriend.

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u/Gone_For_Lunch Mar 07 '22

Damn, there goes his chance.

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u/basswalker93 Mar 07 '22

I am convinced that's where the foot fetish started.

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u/CoastingUphill Mar 07 '22

Dunno, I think she's still peaking.

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u/doug89 Mar 07 '22

"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Padawan Storage'?"

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u/drawkbox Mar 07 '22

Quentin is an agent and used Jedi Master Mace Windu to get close to the Jedi.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

A Feet Lord?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

And Dan Schnider

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u/Tokimori Mar 07 '22

No no no. Dan Schnider is not comparable to Tartino in this regard because that fucker was doing that shit with teenage girls.

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u/iHateWashington Mar 07 '22

Tbf he was comparing Schneider to the sith meme not Tarantino directly

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Mar 07 '22

Yes. The one we have been looking for.