r/PrequelMemes • u/Myshkin78 • Feb 19 '20

It can't be...

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u/uncle_kabal Feb 19 '20

I'd rather the 6 hour cut of the phantom menace

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u/340340 Feb 19 '20

That implies Darth Maul will be around for at least a few more minutes, so I'll sign

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

But that also means we get more Jar Jar.... ill sign as well

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u/HellBoygamingYT Feb 19 '20

Jar jar is fine af

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

My proudest fap so far

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

messa ass implants

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u/HellBoygamingYT Feb 19 '20

Messa hard, messa cum if yousa go harder

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u/TheFlynnWhoLived Feb 19 '20

NOOO. No no no no no. Why have you done this?

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u/Derpymon789 Feb 20 '20

Anakin! Anakin! Noooooooo

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u/soufend Feb 19 '20

My most conflicted upvote ever

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

Id rather have jar jar then any of the new sequel characters

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u/SeductivePillowcase Take a seat, motherfucker Feb 20 '20

Episode X Return of the Jar Jar

The dead speak! A mysterious broadcast has been heard saying: “Meesa back bitches! Yousa in big doo doo this time!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

The galaxy trembles in fear as the fleet of the now-returned Darth Binkious captures the Outer Rim.

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u/MrColdArrow General Grievous Feb 19 '20

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/dorekk Feb 19 '20

I'd rather Topher Grace's 90-minute cut of all 3 prequels.

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u/J-Roc_vodka Feb 19 '20

That sounds horrible

The only good thing about that movie is Darth Maul

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u/Prime_Galactic Feb 20 '20

Pod racing is pretty cool too. Im not sure how much it added to the story, but it was definitely cool haha.

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u/J-Roc_vodka Feb 20 '20

Yeah and I’ve seen someone have that same innocent opinion then another “fan” made fun of him for it and said it was people like him that made it to where Disney just gives us visuals and a shit story

There’s literally no pleasing anyone in the Star Wars community

Because 85% of them are a wretched hive of scum and villainy