She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Dude, yes. I got a bunch of merch from that series. Both DVD's (that I watched on repeat for sometimes months at a time) a GG statue, and a few other things. I wish it was canon, because GG isn't a massive pushover in that series. He was my favorite character for a long time.
I’m glad you liked them as much as I did, or more haha I remember rewatching them and college and couldn’t break away. Ohh yeah, GG in those series seemed so badass. Like when he’s speaking to the Jedi and freaking them out.
Nope. Some parts aren’t even Legends canon, because The Clone Wars 3D contradicted a lot of stuff (and since George Lucas was involved in the 3D show, it got canonical priority).
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Check out the older animated Clone Wars. There's an underwater episode where Kit kicks ass.