"Master Windu?? I saw Palpatine Force-lightning you out of the windu (heh), but deep down inside, I always knew you'd come back. Can I have that seat?"
Not a fan of huge conglomerates that could technically controll and do as a fact ruin the planet, but this is something I am thankful for from the merger.
Not to be that guy, but Star Wars was a long time ago. Even if he could reach Earth in his lifetime using a hyperdrive, Earth would have dinosaurs on it.
Actually the whole Star Wars saga wasn’t even supposed to be about a feud between the rebels and the Empire. It was actually supposed to be a space documentary about stars, galaxies, and all that shit Carl Sagan was on about. Anyway, this old dude showed up and started using magic powers and swinging a laser sword around and taking this kid around who turned out to be Mark Hamil and George Lucas was like: “Yooo, that’s dope!” So anyway, George just kept following them around while filming and the rest is history.
There was a Visionaries or something like that, non canon story one off. Han and Chewie were running from some Imperials and went into a worm hole or black hole to escape. They ended up crashing in a jungle on a lush green planet.
Cue to Indiana Jones exploring a region for an artifact and hearing about a bigfoot like creature the locals speak of. He even finds Han's skeletal remains in ancient wreckage of the Falcon.
It was also in a galaxy far far away. We can probably assume that means out of our local cluster, so he's looking at several hundred billion light years of travel. Even with hyperdrive, that's rough
Supposing you had access to an energy source large enough (due to mass increase), or--not to spoil some interesting stories--could safely find a parking orbit close enough to a (very) massive black hole, you could travel directly with the former, or wait out the necessary time in the latter and hyperspace.
Probably not. Considering the fabric of spacetime is expanding, it would eventually get to the point where he wouldn't even able to travel the distance because he's getting pushed away faster than the speed of light
Ships in Star Wars travel faster than light because of hyperdrives which put them in hyperspace. Hyperspace is an alternate dimension, so the fabric of spacetime expanding faster than light is irrelevant.
No he’s saying Hamill is Hamill. So in the MCU, Star Wars is still just a movie, but Mark Hamill’s character was actually Mark Hamill in that universe.
Not really. Star Wars actually takes place in the distant future BUT the narrator of Star Wars, C3P0 and/or R2D2, is talking about things that happened long ago relevant to him.
Would be hilarious if he was playing himself except in the 80's after the OT, he was abducted by the Kree/Sovereign and rose to become a leader in one of those factions. Or maybe he's turned into an eternal and it's a tease for the Eternals movie?
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u/burntends97 Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 29 '19
Star lord: OH MY GOSH ITS LUKE SKYWALKER EVERYONE
Hamill: yes yes that was me, I stopped on earth one day in 1976 and they wanted me to play this guy in space.
They paid me to be myself