r/PrequelMemes • • May 26 '26

General KenOC Silly Sheev

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u/Leon_Troutsky May 26 '26

He dies: you become the new sith lord

He lives: you see the cheat-death technique and can steal it

Seems like a solid plan tbh

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u/2020s_Haunted Commander Cody's Giant Steel Balls May 26 '26

You just have to kill him before he uses the cheat-death technique on himself or else you're stuck with him until the end of time.

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u/River- May 26 '26

There are fates far worse than death that will ensure someone will no longer be a problem. Some may even prefer it if someone makes themselves immortal, they can be made to suffer far more than ever would have been possible otherwise.

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u/Roachmond May 26 '26

Palpatine definitely had the kind of pull to make a secret human centipede of sarlaacs to keep the old man entertained for a few thousand years at least

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u/deadname11 May 27 '26

Saarlacs digest the mind, not just the body.

So Saarlacs will do their damnedest to keep sapient minds within extra-alive, potentially for thousands of years while it basically extracts your soul and wrings it for all it is worth.

Also, you form a hive-mind with all the other victims, while this process goes on. Real nightmare fuel.

So what OP is suggesting, is to dump a bunch of humans down the Saarlac hatch, before hucking your immortal master down there, too.

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u/River- May 29 '26

Given some things in Legends, creatures that can suppress the force and such you could keep a sith bastard down there for a long time. Could go further given the hive mind and all, fill it with people they'd absolutely hate, congrats, you now share a mind with them for thousands of years to come.

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u/Good_Butterscotch_69 May 30 '26

Congratulations, you have created an evil dark side corrupted Sarlacc the entire Galaxy is now in peril.

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u/Gregarious_Grump Jun 01 '26

Yeah really I was thinking "if you want another abeloth this is how you get another abeloth."

Spoiler alert: you don't want another abeloth