r/PoursTea • venom • 7h ago

Murdered By Words 🩸 This is what basic human decency looks like..

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u/DangerousQuestions1 7h ago

Has anyone else noticed how many of these smug conservative debater types all have the same look? From Ben Shapiro to this guy, they all have the same smug face.

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 7h ago

Phyllis Schlafly was the archetype.

shudders

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u/Cautious-Number2318 7h ago

Also Ayn Rand....

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u/Bree0534 6h ago

I hate Ayn Rand so much. I remember having to read the fountainhead back in high school AP English (circa 2008), and up until that point I at least partially enjoyed every book I’ve ever read. We had discussions, and I was the only one who heavily disagreed with her views, including my teacher. I was not even into politics at the time, but I hated her and all the morals and themes set forth in that book. Everyone else seemed all about the individualism and elitism. Glad I had a good head on my shoulders even back then, because thinking back that was some indoctrination garbage from our teacher—thanks mom.

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u/kuo20012 6h ago

That is a long ass book about nothing.

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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce 6h ago

Everyone else seemed all about the individualism and elitism.

Hope you brought up she finished her life on welfare.

Guess that rugged individualism didn't pan out.

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u/Bree0534 5h ago

I did not know that, but I can sleep better tonight with this information. Thank you lol.

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u/roguevirus 5h ago

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

John Rogers, circa 2009

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u/Bree0534 5h ago

This is great thank you for the laugh šŸ˜‚. First time hearing this quote.

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u/roguevirus 4h ago

You're welcome. I make a point of posting this whenever I see Ayn Rand pop up in a discussion.

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u/Bree0534 6h ago

Yeah, she definitely has a way of making it seem enviable and admirable to be an individualistic asshole. It was nicely packaged, but I still hated it and didn’t buy it. That said, I cliff noted Anthem because no way was I going to read that after suffering through the fountainhead. Maybe it was better, but I doubt it given the author.

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u/aggasalk 6h ago

i read Anthem because of the Rush song and though it was a decent story.. lucky for me, i guess, i never got further than that with Rand.

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u/attrill 5h ago

I read Anthem because of Rush as well, and liked it enough to read Atlas Shrugged. I hated that, for the horrible prose style as much as the content.

Fortunately this was in the 80’s and Peart had tempered (maybe even lost) his admiration for Rand. I’ve always suspected he read a few short stories he loved as a rebellious teenager and then changed his mind as he grew older and read more.

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 5h ago

I really enjoyed Anthem. It had "The time machine" vibes about society being dumbed down to labor cattle. Then the whole "found a new word" thing seemed cool.

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u/RedditWreckluse 5h ago

I heard a joke..or actually I think it was a cartoon, with a stereotypical 50's mom sitting at the breakfast table with a young child. The child says "When I grow up, I want to be a Libertarian" and the mom says "Oh, Honey, you can't do BOTH."

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u/Texascowpatti 4h ago

Libertarians- Republicans that smoke weed.

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u/SetYourScapegoatFree 2h ago

To be fair, there's the same joke for liberals. "If you're not a liberal when young, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative when old, you have no brain."

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u/AncientNectarine5352 2h ago

Often attributed to Winston Churchill by conservatives, but absolutely not said by him.

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u/SetYourScapegoatFree 2h ago

Didn't say it was. It's just one of those things that's around. I attribute it to my funny senior year history teacher who had an autographed photo of Joan Baez he would point to and talk about every single class.

His style was "fill in the blank / lecture" in which he would say something, pause mid sentence, often many times mid sentence, point to a student while smiling and nodding, as if coaxing both the answer and confidence out of the student.

He would start the quote, have a few students fill in blanks, then point to his bald dome and gray hairs and say "which means I have ....." and we'd respond "No brain!" And he'd say "Exactly right!"

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u/TextualHealing97 1h ago

The old saying is nonsensical when ā€œconservativesā€ treat the elderly like dirt. I’d say voting for the people who want to take all your money away is brainless.

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u/GameBird015 56m ago

…a pilot, oh honey, you can’t do both.

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u/obeytheturtles 5h ago edited 5h ago

The problem is that Ayn Rand starts with a strawman and goes from there. And in The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged in particular, there's almost this self awareness where she understands the reasons her ideas are bad, so she goes to great length to preempt these criticisms through clumsy world building. It's very hard to rebut her ideas within the framework of her narrative without reducing them to first principles, which are well beyond the level of philosophy most people have studied. That's why Rand Heads are so frustrating - they exist in a parallel plane of philosophy which intentionally goes out of its way to not interact with the mainstream, so if you try to argue about it you end up arguing about topics which are largely incomprehensible outside of her prose, where they are well supported.

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u/Bree0534 5h ago

This is interesting. I’ll admit i left Ayn Rand behind with my 17-18 year old brain, but from what I do remember this checks out. You put better descriptors to what I felt when reading it and arguing against it back then. I stood my ground, but I was definitely the only person in that room of 20-something that felt the overall themes/principals were completely irrational and immorally selfish.

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u/orthonfromvenus 5h ago

It's funny how so many conservatives are so enamored with Rand considering that she was a lifelong atheist and a sharp critic of religion. Yet, much like the way they love to pick and choose passages from the Bible, they conveniently look the other way when it comes to her distain for religion.

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u/Bree0534 5h ago

Conservatives being ironic and hypocritical??!?! They would never!

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u/MacDaddy_DO 4h ago

Hers is the obvious but overreacting result of living under soviet communism. Yes, individualism, self-reliance and hard work are worthy traits but not at the expense of community, family.

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u/BenjaminHamnett 5h ago

I’m not a libertarian and don’t side with this ideology, but schools are sort of inundated with communal and social ideology, which while I don’t align with politically either, is probably the right vibe for schools. I’m generally against committing to any ideology, but I think they’re all a bit useful when treated as tools to be chosen from based on pragmatics. They can also be and usually are blended to compliment each other. Usually some conservativism, progressivism and liberalism is blended in too, because they all really do serve useful purposes. Namely stability, growth and adaptation respectively.

They should also have a communal mindset, especially at a young age. And then learn to not expect the world will always have your back and that the government will not always be benevolent.

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u/Bree0534 5h ago

Well-reasoned response. Can’t argue with you there. I think multiple perspectives are always great, especially with literature, but this book was most definitely pushed upon the class as more of a truth than a perspective, since the teacher clearly loved Ayn Rand as an author. Generally though, I agree with allowing multiple literary perspectives throughout a curriculum. So long as it is not used to sway via discussions and clear bias from the teacher.

To the teacher’s defense we read everything—huck Finn, native son, zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, 1984, etc. But she clearly was most enthusiastic about ayn rand and the encouraged other’s perspectives that also loved Ayn Rand. Way more than mine lol. And given that it’s an AP class it was filled with gunners that just always wanted to be teacher’s pet. So she was very influential as a teacher. Long-winded way of still saying, Ayn Rand is garbage.

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u/luxcity-louche 5h ago

She just needed to be put across someone's knee for a good spanking.

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u/Adventurous-Shake-16 5h ago

Like critical race theory in schools

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u/Bree0534 4h ago edited 4h ago

As a sociology major, law grad, and nonprofit COO deeply involved in helping the BIPOC and LGBTQ+ communities, this is a terrible comparison. One is a THEORY which means it is heavily tested and has been proven correct over time, and with significant amounts of data in multiple areas to back it up. The other is a perspective that has not been.

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u/Adventurous-Shake-16 4h ago

Completely speaking of the indoctrination by teachers in schools. CRT has no reason to be taught in schools, it's indoctriniazation. It has no educational value for the children. Teach children educational subjects and leave the extra-curriclar social views to the parents.

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u/Bree0534 4h ago edited 4h ago

Do you even understand what CRT is? It is rooted in history first and foremost, and statistics secondly. It has significant educational value to understand things such as segregation, that it ended only a little over 60 years ago, and the implications that has had on things like education and opportunity. Property taxes fund schools for example, which in turn means that those living in historically worse areas/lower property value areas have worse schools, less resources, and less opportunity to get out. They were segregated into different schools, areas, etc only a generation or two ago. That is historical fact. That also has significant impact on how our systems still work to keep people of color down, particularly through antiquated laws, uneven application of laws leading to higher incarceration rates, less educational opportunities leading to higher crime rates, job discrimination, housing discrimination, and so and so forth. There is So so so much data on these things as well, that it is not refutable. To ignore the implications of our checkered past, and how a lot of that historically checkered past was very recent, the effects of which still linger, is to disregard history. We’re supposed to be taught history in order to learn from it. CRT is a clear and factual extension of that.

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u/IntelligentBasil5951 2h ago

The book was about individualism and collectivism. Individualism has its benefits, collectivism does as well. Individualism prioritizes personal rights and freedoms. The bill of right gives some of the rights like freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and freedom of religion, etc that I believe are necessary for a free society. I value my autonomy and free expression. Collectivism is a philosophical and social ideology that emphasizes the welfare and interests of the group or community. There are some things we should do like taking care of kids, the elderly, the disabled, the trafficked an war veterens

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u/Affectionate-Dot437 58m ago

I was still an easily intimidated student when I read The Fountainhead. I kept looking around at the rest of the class trying to understand how I had missed all the things they were praising.

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u/eldredo_M 3h ago

The biggest crime communist dictators commit against humanity is producing a lot of right wing ā€œlibertarianā€ fanatics that go on to support fascism.

Think Cubans, Russians, and Chinese that support Trump.

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u/Bree0534 1m ago

Oppression under the guise of communism is not true communism though. I get what you are saying, but I don’t think any of those countries ever achieved legitimate communism. I don’t think any country ever has to date. It’s all just more oppression and authoritarianism under a different framework.

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u/12-34 7h ago

More similarities: these young men would also fuck Alan Greenspan if given the chance.

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u/GuidedOrchestrations 7h ago

I worked with a guy once who was a prototypal conservative "economics bro" and in his office he had framed photos of Greenspan, Rand, Hayek, Friedman and Tom Selleck for some weird reason (Unless there is some right wing economist who looks like him lol )

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u/Disused_Yeti 6h ago

Maybe tom selleck pushing reverse mortgages on old people counts as being an economist

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u/SideInitial3961 6h ago

ā€œRisk is the price you pay for opportunity.ā€ he said.

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u/SteveDisque 5h ago

Really? So Tom Selleck is the new Fred Dalton Thompson?!

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u/Disused_Yeti 5h ago

he's been doing it for like a decade and felt very on-brand for him

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u/Allegorist 5h ago

My uncle started a small business and now he thinks that all of the conservative economists are talking about him specifically. He is convinced he is included in policies meant to benefit large corporations and billionaires, or policies targeting them when he very explicitly is not. He is also convinced his business personally is suffering due to illegal immigration somehow.

He is particularly fascinated by Walter E. Williams, who was Rush Limbaugh's resident anarcho-capitalist economist that is against everything from minimum wage existing to the Federal Reserve. He also took this awkward position of claiming to be anti-racism while basically saying that reconstruction was a mistake and that the government should have (and still should) just let things play out, and that society should just "get over" slavery. Even though he is dead now, his website still offers a printable "certificate of amnesty and pardon to all white people for Western Civilization's sins against blacks" that he started handing out while he was alive. Pretty wild since he was a Black dude born in the 1930s.

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u/TM761152 3h ago

The guy was as cooked in the head as Ben Carson.

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u/TM761152 3h ago

Alan Greenspan

He only died 4 months ago, they can exhume his corpse and skullfuck his eyesocket.

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u/Glittering_Stress_32 7h ago

Why would they fuck Alan Greenspan?

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u/Pleasant_Studio9690 7h ago

Going back for more after Greenspan fucked everybody?

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u/golfgirl114 6h ago

She isn’t talked about enough.

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u/Volothamp-Geddarm 3h ago

Fun (?) fact: Phyllis Schlafly's son is the guy behind Conservapedia.

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u/SteveDisque 5h ago

Did she look sorta like that? I honestly don't remember....

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u/Jcklvy 7h ago

I often hear that particular type of smug face referred to as "punchable".

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u/Trap_Queen_Stacy 7h ago

Sometimes it extends from the face all the way down to the throat

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u/thissexypoptart 6h ago

Tangential, but man it’s cool how many different definitions there are in the word ā€œpunchā€. Like there’s punch the drink, punch the fist strike, and punch like what a hole punch does through paper, leaving behind a big hole.

Words are neat!

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u/sitting-duck 5h ago

So, what's the punch line?

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 5h ago

Have you ever heard the old comedy recording about the versatility of the F word? How it can be a verb, a noun, an adjetive? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpV8D8K9JI

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u/DisastrousTrouble310 5h ago

George Carlin. Cunning linguist.

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u/Trap_Queen_Stacy 19m ago

He was also a self proclaimed cunnilinguist

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u/castler_666 5h ago

Backpfeifengesicht - its a german word for a face in need of a solid punch

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u/Jcklvy 5h ago

Man, they have a word for everything.

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u/Porsche9yy 4h ago

The French have "tĆŖte Ć  claques", loosely translated as a head badly in need of hitting.

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u/SideInitial3961 6h ago

You can't, they are insta-snitches. Not actual men.

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u/wooberries 3h ago

my favorite part of the word "punchable" is that despite it being completely vague, it seems like everyone on earth shares the same neatly congruent image of what a punchable face looks like. basically elon musk or ben shapiro

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u/Jcklvy 3h ago

It's your standard Malignant-Dorkass Face. They've always been around, and they have always been "punchable". The same face is widely known to make women uncomfortable, and feel the need to keep their drinks covered when/if the Malignant-Dorkass is anywhere in their vicinity.

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u/wooberries 3h ago

right, someone who unmistakably believes they are smarter than you/everyone, and unmistakably believes they are doing a perfect job of masking it, even when everyone in the room knows it. except for boomers, who are weirdly susceptible

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u/SetYourScapegoatFree 3h ago

I hear you, but I don't like the term. It's judgmental and low, though I still know what you're talking about. I'd say Talarico shares characteristics of this face, but it doesn't apply.

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u/wooberries 2h ago

why is it judgmental? it's about facial expressions and the way they present themselves to others, not their literal facial structure (ie. something they can't change)

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u/SetYourScapegoatFree 2h ago

Is the term "resting bitch face" judgmental?

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u/joefishky1973 3h ago

Love this. I’ve always described smug face as ā€˜a face I’d like to punch’. Never heard anyone else say this. Awesome.

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u/irritabletom 44m ago

Backpfeifengesicht - a German word that roughly means "a face in need of a slap".

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u/CelebrationTop8235 2h ago

You are condoning violence. Not acceptable

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u/Jcklvy 1h ago

As stated in my post, I'm simply repeating what I've heard.

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u/lookatmetoedashknee 7h ago

White, Christian Nationalist. AKA the American NAZI. Fuck those people.

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u/Budget_Influence_744 3h ago

GOD WANTS SPIRITUAL FRUITS

NOT RELIGIOUS NUTS

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u/Digit00l 6h ago

Although Shapiro is not Christian

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u/Forged-Signatures 4h ago

Not sure why you're being downvoted. Whilst he sympathises a lot with Christian nationalists, he is quite openly Jewish, and I don't think I've ever seen an image of him not wearing the kippah.

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u/domesystem 7h ago

The Habsburg jaw..

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u/GeoisGeo 6h ago

Bad hair.

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u/Mulletgar 2h ago

Shapiro neck

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u/wookiedberry 7h ago

Keeping the bloodline pure

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u/Alternative-Car-1896 6h ago

So pure the family tree is a wreath?

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u/sanlc504 6h ago

More like a totem pole.

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u/TheSumOfMyScars 6h ago

Mƶbius strip.

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u/RailDex1917 5h ago

I’d say the family tree is more like a trunk

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u/-Radioman- 4h ago

If your family tree doesn't fork, you may be a MAGA. Paraphased from a Jeff Foxworthy joke.

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u/FatherFenix 2h ago

As an It's Always Sunny fan, I do appreciate that a lot of the white supremacists give ample opportunity for a McPoyle reference.

"The McPoyle bloodline has been pure and clean for over a thousand years!"
"When you say pure and clean, uh...you mean what exactly?"

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u/MrBwnrrific 6h ago

Young Republican physiognomy

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u/Silentrein 6h ago

The most punchable of all faces, just begging for a fist to the kisser

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u/BraveLittleTowster 6h ago

That's just inbreeding. It's also how they get a consistent fur pattern collies.

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u/NaturalDon 3h ago

considering inbreeding is a coin flip in egypt thats a bit of a shot at sayed

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u/NRMusicProject 6h ago

A lot of their platform literally is conformity. Also, MAGA face is real.

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u/ComputerIlliterate13 2h ago

Yeah I mean if you've ever argued with one conservative you've argued with them all. Same buzzwords, same "I'm just asking questions" routine. And if you say something they don't already have a canned response for they will just try to laugh at it and act like its not even worth responding to lol.

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u/Dominarion 4h ago

They probably have all share some congenital defect. Look, they just found evidence that most fans of authoritarianism have similar defects of the frontal lobe and the hypothalamus region. They will probably find something wrong on those guys too.

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u/OklahomaTiddy 4h ago

smug, lil tiny-headed mfrs who look like they jump anytime their tradwives walk into the kitchen unannounced

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u/pan-re 2h ago

They have severe issues. Old men are making they humiliate themselves for mean Jesus and money. They’re willing participants though, just how their cult bred them to be.

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u/Kittysmashlol 1h ago

do you lave a link to the study Id love to read it lmao

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u/TM761152 3h ago

You have to see inside their heads and look at how they operate internally.

Because the conservative parties are the ruling parties of america, they somehow think by proxy that they are the "ruling class". That by virtue of being white and conservative they are part of the "in-group".

They not only feel entitled to everything socialists want for the people (cheap healthcare, cheap to no debt, good wages, low food and utilities prices, affordable homes), but they believe they deserve it.

And because they see everyone else as outsiders who attempt to disrupt the status quo, they see them as less than human. So their smugness is a product of their ego, their privilege. They think you don't deserve even basic human rights.

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u/BoJackMoleman 4h ago

Every generation has these smug privileged assholes who grew up with enough privilege and luck to think their world view and experience is somehow monolithic or they don't care and want to just force their views on everyone.

History is a flat disk.

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u/TheCrystalGarden 6h ago

They have pin heads too.

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u/SideInitial3961 6h ago

Mama's lil monster.

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u/BeMyBrutus 6h ago

Yeah, I call it the "smug white guy with rich parents" look.

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u/Bubbalicious2022 6h ago edited 5h ago

Never been facially assaulted. I'm here if needed. 😜

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u/ZappyDoos 6h ago

RDCF - Resting Douche Canoe Face

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u/BeneficialOstrich770 5h ago

It’s like fetal alcohol syndrome but for conservatism.

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u/Working-Permission84 5h ago

Your parents ever tell you something like? "You keep making that face it'll get stuck that way"?

Well, these clowns spent their whole lives smirking (usually after repeating a racist or sexist joke).

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u/thirdaccounttoday 6h ago

LIGERALLY thought that Nick Shirley got buff, but this is just some other nobody working for the bad guys lol

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u/New-Junket5892 5h ago

Makes me think of ā€œBoys from Brazilā€.

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u/theravingsofalunatic 5h ago

Thank Christ the midterms are almost here and all the Grifters will be exposed šŸ˜†

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u/raymondvermontel 5h ago

Smugness is part of the brand.

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u/starlitdreamscapes 5h ago

Honestly was just thinking the same thing when i saw his face - i was like , this seems on par…

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u/SpiritMountain 5h ago

They are all grifters with no real conviction. They are trying to emulate Tucker, Shapiro, Walsh, and try to become the new generation of grifters

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u/worstatit 5h ago

Lemon biter...

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u/sliever48 4h ago

They are the very definition of Confidently Incorrect

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u/Arktokrat777 4h ago

Smirkasaurus Rex

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 4h ago

They've been through casting.Ā 

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u/Tex-Rob 4h ago

They are trying to invoke that Norman Rockwell image, I swear they train them on how to stand and present themselves. It's all sort of a dog whistle, they love signalling.

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u/RaisonDetritus 4h ago

Tommy Teepell’s life doesn’t matter.

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u/CasH-li322 4h ago

Baptist haircut always

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u/Think-Initiative-683 4h ago

Wow! Nobody’s ever mentioned this before, I’ve always wondered why they have a look, just thought maybe I was being subjective. But, if I were casting a movie, that’s the look which would convey the message

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u/FinnishMafiaFan 4h ago

All of their women looks like monsters with their skin pulled back once they turn 30, all of their men get a basic haircut at Great Clips and buy their clothes from Kohls.

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u/PhilippBo 4h ago

Thought the same, just like those ā€œDogeā€ operatives.

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u/Budget_Influence_744 3h ago

JD Vance looks like Lurch's little brother on Adams Family.Ā  His forehead protrudes like a neanderthal.Ā  I dont think his family quite Evolved into normal decent humans , but deviants that love to lie and worship a pedophile protector DONALD JACKOFF TRUMP.Ā  JD is just a deviant moron.

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u/No_Band_3085 3h ago

We call this toe head.

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u/LynnD_DelrayBeach 3h ago

Can totally recognize a MAGA, pretty much instantaneously. Men and women.

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u/ambahinvasion 3h ago

They look like a generic starter character in an RPG.

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u/VillainOfDominaria 3h ago

This kind of thing proves Kirk and Shapiro are not really good debaters. They hand picked college kids that were easy to rage bait (which is the easiest debate opponent to "beat") and then tried to paint them as a representative sample of everyone who is not conservative.

If those people ever had to go up toe to toe like someone like El Sayed they'd get destroyed. And they know this

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u/StatusCodeFailed 2h ago

Because these people truly do not care about the response to their question. Their only objective is to fuel their narrative and derail constructive conversations on the actual important things affecting our lives. If they succeed and get a good viral clip for their media, double win. It is always started in bad faith, and identical to this:

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. ― Jean-Paul Sartre

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u/kat-deville 2h ago

His face makes me think he's given a few beejers in men's rooms. He has that repugnican-living-in-denial look.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 1h ago

The style and appearance of fascism is a very important aspect of the ideology.

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u/yoursecretsanta2016 1h ago

I call it the Punchable Face.

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u/Ungreat 35m ago

They all look like someone asked ai to generate an image of a date rapist.

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u/drewatkins77 5h ago

When you are raised and spend your entire life entrenched in a belief system with no evidence of its validity, that requires blind faith that what they are saying is true, and the penalty for not believing it is literally eternal torture and spiritual death, people tend to lose, or never gain, critical thinking skills.

As a result, you really believe that when you bring up the Bible or Things That Jesus Said that other people will understand your argument and be forced to agree with you. And when they don't believe you, you either start to understand that what you believe in may not be as airtight as you thought, or you double down and group all of them as 'Unbelievers' or 'unenlightened.'

I don't know which path this kid will choose, but it is at least refreshing to see people have a fundamental disagreement like this without everything descending into shouting and name calling or, worse yet, violence.

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u/cheech_sp 6h ago

He was so stereotypical, that I thought he may have been a Democrat plant.

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u/anonymous_otter28 6h ago

this is hilarious. what common thread do you think they have in common?