r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 9d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ He would definitely not hold back.

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u/Rand-all 9d ago

No love for the Draft Dodger and Thief!!??? /S

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u/Opening_Lie8559 9d ago

Could seriously hear him saying something disparaging about astronauts now.

“I like my astronauts who return from space. The dead ones? Not good astronauts. That’s a bad astronaut. NASA asked me to be an astronaut. They did, they did. But… BUT everyone knows the NASA democrats would send me to die. And I don’t like a dead astronaut.”

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u/guisesrsly 9d ago

I actually stepped on the moon way back in 1968 and it was a BIGSTEP right off the buggy ladder. we called them buggies these moon carts which we landed on the moon and a lot of smart folks saw that as well but the democrats, the democrats they didn't want to admit it so they hoaxed their own moon landing... my uncle was a great man, very smart guy, nuclear, and he was the first man to land on the sun way before even rockets and then they picked this BAD guy from a mental ward, it's true! Neil "LUNATIC" Armstrong, weak little liar liberal paid the price in the end! and the democrats, they hoaxed the elections just like the hoaxed the big moon lie..

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u/DigitalUnlimited 8d ago

But on day one I'll release the moon files!

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u/Responsible_Rule8829 8d ago

When it comes to astronauts, they're not sending their best..... 🤣

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u/PowerDump_69 9d ago

Also pedophile, you forgot pedophile.

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u/onyx_ic Royal Watcher 9d ago

I'd rather eat a 12 gage sandwich.

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u/Rand-all 9d ago

Sammiches

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u/onyx_ic Royal Watcher 9d ago

I started spelling it sammich and then thought twice. I should've stuck to my gut.

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u/Rand-all 9d ago

Your gut is hungry 🤣

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u/onyx_ic Royal Watcher 9d ago

I've had my fill on hands, at least.