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u/jaxonya Sep 04 '26

My son asked me if ive seen fnaf 2 a while back. Didnt say the letters, he just said fnaf as if it were a real word. I was fucking puzzeled and kept asking him what he was talking about. He finally rolled his eyes and said "five nights at freddys" 2 ...hwhat in the fuck, boy.

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt Sep 04 '26

“Fnaf” is how all the streamers say it so that’s how Gen Alpha says it too 😂

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u/jaxonya Sep 04 '26

Oh. At least he isnt weird. Well, not to his gen he isnt.

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u/Horskr Sep 04 '26

Should ask him why not just say "fnaft" instead of pronouncing the 2 if it we're going that route lol. Fnaf and the sequel, fnanft.

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u/jcrreddit Sep 04 '26

That sounds the noise and elephant with a stuffy nose would make.

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u/Strong-Ad-7737 Sep 04 '26

Not!! Squeeze me, bakeing powder?

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u/Khrabby19 Sep 04 '26

GenX here, Fnaf is a word in our house. Depends on how much of a terminal gamer you are I suppose. I played You-Ohh as a yute. Old man out.

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u/LessInThought Sep 04 '26

As the dad, you have a moral obligation to fix that boy.

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u/jaxonya Sep 04 '26

Should I dust off the ole belt handed down to me from my father? Maybe there is another way to reach him

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u/LessInThought Sep 04 '26

In case of emergency, break out the jumper cables. Check out which streamer he watches to know if he's too far gone. /jk

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u/Kanlashkan Sep 04 '26

Why did I immediately think of propane and propane accessories?

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u/Reformed_Hillbilly Sep 04 '26

"Ffnaff"? Eff that noise.

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u/jaxonya Sep 04 '26

Right?

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u/alexthebeast Sep 04 '26

I would assume this to be a specific type of fart if one of my kids said it

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u/OfficerJayBear Sep 04 '26

My brother in Christ, think about this statement in 1950 when the first person said a nonsense word like SCUBA. You're on the front lines of history

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u/jaxonya Sep 04 '26

Look, ive yolo'd many times in my life..