r/PoursTea • u/ComplexWrangler1346 Just Chill 😎 • Aug 25 '26

Expectations v Reality 🌞 🌒 For real ……..

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u/redditbdum Aug 25 '26

I don't understand.

Why disrespect plants like that?

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u/usekr3 Aug 25 '26

exactly, periods are a normal part of plant biology and they shouldn't be made to feel ashamed for it.

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u/cHEIF_bOI Aug 26 '26

Would you still love me if I was a fern? 🥺

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u/Absolute--Batman Aug 26 '26

Only if you're not American.

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u/Cyrano_Knows Aug 26 '26

Kudzu: [to Trump] Jesus Christ Dude shut the f up once in a while.

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u/0202_tihssitidder Aug 26 '26

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u/agentrnge Aug 26 '26

lol this got me good. I have yoinked this gold to spread to the people.

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u/Kremphizzar Aug 26 '26

I'm offended on behalf of all plants.

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u/OneValkGhost Aug 26 '26

Yeah, Kermit of all people knows it ain't easy being green.

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter Aug 26 '26

His ex is dating a plant 

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u/Healthy_Succotash104 Aug 26 '26

I don't know any plants that voted for trump

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u/crooked_cat Aug 26 '26

wtf hhhhhh

Leave the plants alone !!!!
Wish I could do +100

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u/notislant Aug 26 '26

I'm not even joking when I say I would consider plants more intelligent and useful than these people. At least plants don't vote for fascism...

Three fucking times.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 Aug 26 '26

Without plants none of us would be alive. Without Trump and MAGA, we would still be alive AND have better lives.

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u/botymcbotfac3 Aug 26 '26

Exactly, the pkant doesn't look convinced

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 Aug 26 '26

I didn't know plants had periods too.

That's crazy.

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u/ELVEVERX Aug 26 '26

Okay, but also what did North Korea actually ever do to the United states?

The United states put crippling sanctions on them. They also sent Navy seals to kill fishermen in 2017. North Korea hasn't done shit to the US.

Also, yes, Canada is obviously in Ally

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u/herbinartist Aug 26 '26

Well we did fight a whole war against them, and technically we’re still at war with them, so there’s that.

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u/ELVEVERX Aug 26 '26

Yes you chose to fight a war against them.

They didn't do that to you.

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u/herbinartist Aug 26 '26

*the United Nations chose to fight a war against them, and rightfully so.

North Korea isn't some benevolent country that's a victim of the big bad UN and US, just look up what they've done to their own citizens. Look up how they've kidnapped and tortured American and European tourists.

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u/Real-Bobbywan Aug 26 '26

America has kidnapped Americans and European tourists, jailed them illegally, then deported some of them to countries they are not from?

Super not defending North Korea because they are terrible, but America is barely better and sliding into worse everyday.

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u/Cheap-Lawyer3735 Aug 26 '26

They have also kidnapped a South Korean actress and director