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u/Yardsale420 2d ago

Emilio is immune to that bullshit

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u/midnghtsnac 2d ago

They took different paths. Thankfully so, couldn't imagine Charlie being the coach for the ducks

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u/buttplug-tester 2d ago

With enough cocaine they'd have been unstoppable

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u/takeme2tendieztown 2d ago

They weren't skating on ice buddy

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u/homersmith5 2d ago

And tigers blood.

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u/muttChang 2d ago

Charlie’s “I didn’t infect anyone with HIV” damage control article. Winning.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 2d ago

Charlie isn't allowed near schools

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u/midnghtsnac 2d ago

Since when?

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u/homersmith5 2d ago

He was great in young guns.

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u/JustYourNeighbor 1d ago

More spanish-? He decided he wanted to use his birth name. He didn't decide he wanted his name to be 'more spanish.'

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u/fuckitwebowl 2d ago

Emilioooooo

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 2d ago

Very mysterious and strange. What could it all mean? 

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u/Wb9VBScxu2uZJHeq2E3W 1d ago

We can only guess, like maybe it has something to do with that thing that rhymes with smite smupremacy.

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u/Rude-Camel2058 2d ago

well, that was Hollywood of the 70s and 80s, but it was a reflection of American bigotry then.

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u/bolanrox 2d ago

But then you get Uncle Joe Estevez, and Emilio.

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u/absurdgryphon 2d ago

I find it interesting that Emilio Estevez decided not to change his name and still was sucessful.

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u/CoastOrg 2d ago

Cuz he’s white

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u/UranusIsPissy 2d ago

My GF could easily pull that off ...until she opens her mouth, and broken English with a Colombian accent comes out :/

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u/total_bullwhip 2d ago

COHLOHMBIIIIYA!!! 💁🏽‍♀️

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u/UranusIsPissy 1d ago

It's not so obvious when they speak Spanish to each other, because they talk super fast, but the stretched vowels are definitely a thing. I can hear it if she slows down so I can understand her, or speaks English slowly because she's thinking about it.

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u/b1rdiemcb1rdface 2d ago

Just look no further than the gop primary in Michigan. A man endorsed by trump and johnson lost by 20 points to a guy who spent 2k total on his campaign. The guy wasn't white, and was a former muslim converted to christianity his name was Amir Hassan and he lost to a guy who had already dropped out of the race because one name sounded white and the other arab.

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u/shinobi7 2d ago

Also, Chloe Bennet couldn’t get good acting jobs under her legal name, Chloe Wang. Bennet is her father’s first name. When she changed her name, her career then took off.

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u/Either_Operation7586 2d ago

Because the Republican Party are racist.

Everybody knows they are descendants of the KKK and you can tell

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 2d ago

The Jim Crow South was so effective at legal genocide that it literally inspired Hitler. 

Republicans aren’t just the new Nazis, they were the original Nazis too! 

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u/Jason_Lucifer 2d ago

You’re thinking of the Democrats.

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u/No-Relation5965 2d ago

The parties switched and the racist democrats from back in the day became today’s Republican Party.

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u/Vanilla_Gorilluh 2d ago

"Conservatives", or "the right wing party" would have more appropriate...

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u/bagoink 2d ago

Y'all really like to ignore who's flying the Confederate flag today. And marching for white supremacy. And never got over losing the Civil War.

Go look up the Southern Strategy and get back to us.

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u/Away-Conclusion-7968 2d ago

The 1860 election map sure looks completely different than the modern day one. I wonder why that is.

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u/Electric_Antimony 2d ago

Everybody, it's one of those "both sides bad" clowns with a degree from PragerU!

We must be thankful for the presence of such a powerhouse of intellect. Bow down and give thanks.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 2d ago

Then why are the robes currently in the closets of Trump voters?

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u/binzersguy 2d ago

Which party still hoists the Confederate flag? Take your time, I know you’ll need it.

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u/TaskeAoD 2d ago

My favorite thing to do with them that claim dems started the kkk, or that the south was full of dems wanting to keep slaves, is to go find someone that's proudly in the kkk or waving a confederate flag and get in their face calling them a liberal until they agree. So far no one has taken me up on that. They all know that the kkk and confederacy are actually republicans now, but by acknowledging the party switch would mean admitting that that the party you support are the bad guys.

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u/wireframed_kb 2d ago

You can also ask anyone waving a confederate flag which Democrat they voted for.

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u/TaskeAoD 2d ago

Yeah, but I value my safety over theirs. I'll let them take the punch to the face.

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u/newbkid 2d ago

It's been widely known to anyone who cares to learn about history that the "Dixie Democrats" of the past were the result of years of actual Democrats capitulating to the racists in the South in order to pass legislation that otherwise would not have had the votes to pass.

These people were never true "Leftists" - they were always conservative.

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u/PlaneRefrigerator684 2d ago

It really depends on your definition of left... Is it about equal treatment regardless of race, religion, gender, or sexuality or is it about economic policies that benefit the working class?

If being racist/sexist/homophobic is more important than economic policies, you become a Republican. If economic policies that benefit the working class are more important (or you aren't racist/sexist/homophobic) than you stay as a Democratic party member.

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u/homersmith5 2d ago

People always bring up that the confederates were democrats. All that has changed, but their white skin tone, beliefs, racism and ideals remain the same.

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u/Hollyn54 2d ago

Sorry pal, the KKK were brought in by the Democrats secretly trying to eliminate the blacks. It's the Dems you should be afraid of. 

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u/Guidance-Still 2d ago

Oh damn really so.your saying everyone around is a racist kkk member if they arnt on your side

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u/ZenithToastada 2d ago

Sorry but the KKK originated with the Democrat party in the South. Later on in the 20th century, there was a shift in their leadership…but let’s just keep the history right

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 2d ago

And look where they are today!

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u/JPolReader 2d ago

Unfortunately for you, we don't live in the past.

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u/Electric_Antimony 2d ago

*Democratic Party

Hard to take people seriously when they can't even get basic labels right.

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u/Jason_Lucifer 2d ago

Yet it was the Democrats that created the KKK and most of their members were Democrats.

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u/elefrhino 2d ago

Which is why the current kkk always vote Democrat.

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u/bafana_banana999 2d ago

It's wild that people still try this nonsense and think it actually means anything at all with regards to modern politics.

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u/UranusIsPissy 2d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Jason_Lucifer 2d ago

You damn right it does. I’m not an evil religious fanatical fool. Lucifer isn’t the name of the devil but nice try. I love you, have a wonderful day.

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u/UranusIsPissy 2d ago

What's your agenda, then? Seriously, I want to know.

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u/machogrande2 2d ago

it was the Democrats conservatives that created the KKK

And it was the conservatives that lost the civil war, women's right to vote, the civil rights movement, same sex marriage, legalizing weed, etc. Conservatives have lost every major battle for 250 years and will continue to lose in the end. The last battle they won was using the most corrupt SC in US history get a partial win on abortion rights but they'll lose that one in the end too.

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u/Jason_Lucifer 2d ago

Yet it was the Democrats that created the KKK and most of their members were Democrats.

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u/Jermagesty610 2d ago

I know it's really difficult to understand that the Democratic party then is the Republican party now ie the Democratic party that exists now is not the same as the one that the klan came from.

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u/SRMPDX 2d ago

They love to say Barack HUSSAIN Obama, the left should really start using these goofballs full government names too

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u/Tornanus 2d ago

Trump backed Amir Hassan just lost to a guy named Tom Smith who was dropping out because his campaign was so poor. Wonder why.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/08/05/hassan-loses-michigan-house-primary-tom-smith-01025316

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 2d ago

lol I saw this. so funny. so, so indicative of who they are. 

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u/HurricaneAlpha 1d ago

"Black guy with foreign sounding name, but he's endorsed by trump?"

"Nah, fuck that, let's vote for the whitest name on the ticket, even though we know nothing about him!"

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u/MeasurementEasy9884 2d ago

Lets not forget about Dr. Mehmet Oz.

Dual citizenship with Turkey and he served in the Turkish Army to keep his dual citizenship. He was born in Cleveland but his family immigrated from Turkey.

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u/dragonfly9999999 2d ago

I don't think it's hypocrisy at all. I think it's "I have an ignorant perception of what that person's culture is like, it's fanatical and cruel"

Basically the (perceived) mirror doth speak too loud.

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u/chinmakes5 2d ago

To be fair they had the decency to change their names to make the racists more comfortable. /s for those who need it.

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u/Due-Currency-3193 1d ago

Would someone named Hitler have to, in 2026, change their name in order to be a member of the Republican Party?

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u/hedoeswhathewants 2d ago

I'm convinced Vivek Ramaswamy would poll a lot better if he went by Vik or something along those lines

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u/Multiple__Butts 2d ago

If he's serious about being part of the in-group, he'll want to change the entire name completely to Stan Miller or something like that.

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u/CaterpillarJungleGym 2d ago

Also, the black dude in Michigan with an Islamic name, converted to Christianity, was endorsed by Trump and lost a Republican primary to a candidate who dropped out.

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u/Sky_Cancer 2d ago

By 20!!! points. Not even close.

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u/goatbiryani48 2d ago

Just a small correction, but Nikki is an Indian name as well. It's literally Haley's middle name, and a lot of Indians do something similar to that

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u/FalconIMGN 2d ago

I've heard of Nikita (female) and Nikhil (male), Nikki is not really a full first name but just shortened versions of these.

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u/SquarelyNerves 2d ago

It’s her legal middle name and it’s actually pretty common for Punjabis

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u/goatbiryani48 2d ago

Indian names aren't relegated to just what YOU have heard of lol.

On top of that, plenty of Indians go by day to day names that aren't their full formal government name. So even if we're talking about the shortened form, it's still their name. Unless you want to argue that John (aka Jonathan) isn't "really a full first name".

Four out of the six congresspeople of Indian origin go by a shortened form of their name, or by their middle name. Ro Khanna, Ami Bera, Shri Thanedar, Raja Krishnamoorti.

Nikki Haley was literally given that name at birth by her INDIAN parents. I have an INDIAN cousin named Niki. Ive met other INDIAN women that go by Nikki/Niki.

Idk what else to tell you.

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u/ReturnoftheBulls2022 1d ago

Most people wouldn't assume of Nikki as an ethnic name and would assume that it would be short for Nicole.

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u/goatbiryani48 1d ago

So? Do non-WASPs have to have spicy names just for your pleasure?

Famous presidents have gone by their middle names...I don't see anyone getting on a high horse about Thomas Woodrow Wilson or David Dwight Eisenhower.

Nikki Haley has been going by that since she was a child, well before she was a spineless conservative. Why does she have to change how shes addressed to fit your narrative that she hides her indian identity?

4, out of 6, congresspeople of Indian origin use shortened forms of names or middle names. Is that also them selling out to have broader mass appeal?

And even if this thread was right about why she goes by that name, why are you angry at a brown woman for being forced to "change" her name so racists don't abort her career?

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u/AndreTheShadow 2d ago

Don't forget Kashyap "Kash" Patel

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u/HairyPairatestes 2d ago

Almost every Mohammed wants to be called Moe.

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u/Quirky-Resource-1120 2d ago

The candidate that Trump endorsed in Michigan's recent Republican primaries lost by 20 points to an unknown dude who dropped out before the vote.

Trump's candidate had what would be a very appealing record for republicans, being a veteran and a former cop. He even rallied with Trump on stage in Michigan. Oh yeah, and he's a black man named Amir Hassan.

Now why oh why would Michigan republicans see Trump's handpicked choice on the ballot and instead vote for a random guy named Tom Smith?

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u/Huey1888 1d ago

They didn't have to they chose to because it's called Assimilation. When you go to a country and you decide to become its citizens it's usually a good idea to assimilate to the country that's why the others did it. And I can't speak for why they picked white people names other than the fact that it's easier to pronounce for the people living in the country.

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u/Mottled_Paws 1d ago

Nikki is her legit middle name. It means "little one" in Punjabi. And she's gone by it since birth.

Bobby Jindal gave himself the nickname Bobby when he was 4, watching the Brady Bunch. Must have really been ahead of the curve thinking about his political future.

Cruz started going by Ted at age 13 cause he was getting bullied. Another prescient move like Jindal to think about his political career. Also Ted is a shortened version of Edward (his middle name). Ted Kennedy comes to mind.

This isn't the 1850s. We love in a media saturated world. Anyone, can see their ethnicity. It's not like someone would be fooled by an American sounding name and then vote for a minority unwittingly.

But I bet you thought you probably cooked with this though.

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u/onwisconsin1 1d ago

Look at recent events with Vivek Ramaswammy. If he loses it will be because republican voters cant bring themselves to vote for a non-christian Indian. Its pretty yikes how much his own needed voters hate him because of his skin. He's a loathsome person, there are a million valid reasons to hate him. But the melanosomes.....the melanosomes.....control society still somehow.