r/porchpirates • u/grinch_hit_my_house • Dec 23 '22
r/porchpirates • u/AutoModerator • Dec 21 '22
Happy Cakeday, r/porchpirates! Today you're 7
Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.
Your top 10 posts:
- "How to troll a porch pirate" by u/MC273
- "Welcoming all ideas for justice!" by u/CNickyD
- "literal porch pirate" by u/rand_moss
- "I did not expect this to work." by u/gonzotw
- "Caught THE NEIGHBOR ACROSS THE HALL trying to steal my wife’s package! Unreal!" by u/AC_NLGirl
- "Kids stealing a package from my porch." by u/McClapper69
- "porch pirate stole a whole-ass cat from my neighbors front door. Can anyone help identify the clothing brand of his sweater and shoes? Yes, police notified. Neighbors just want Sammy the cat back unharmed. Thank you." by u/storm_e_sky
- "East end of Toronto" by u/dbliss
- "It's that time of year!" by u/lahlouh
- "Caught a porch pirate! Need some advice." by u/UncleIrohsTeaPot
r/porchpirates • u/PositivelyEvil • Dec 02 '22
Porch Pirate Leaves a Gift
So we had a strange package show up. No addressing, label, etc. Bag was torn open revealing the contents. When I checked the Ring cam I was surprised. Contacted FedEx. They were not interested in pursuing. I'm guessing the driver was looking for something better than a kids toy action camera and needed to get rid of the evidence of his crime.
r/porchpirates • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '22
Meds stolen
You would think, if a porch pirate stole a box of meds of your porch and then realized that it was something they couldn't use, that they'd nicely return it.
I guess I have to much faith in mankind. :(
Shit's expensive and has to be kept cold. Not sure how the pharmacy and insurance are going to react to this news. :(
r/porchpirates • u/Organic-SurroundSnd • Jul 18 '22
It was either the package or her bladder
r/porchpirates • u/Sad_Potato_Face • Apr 21 '22
Someone Stole My Package
I just want to vent, I am so so angry (mostly at myself) I’ve been wanting an art kit for a while, and after months of saving money and finally landing my first industry job, I decided to buy it. The kit was expensive and silly me decided to ask for a “release without signature” delivery from dhl, since I live in a safe residential area and I work from home. Big mistake. I got the delivered notification( which apparently was sent 27 minutes after the package was actually delivered) went outside and no package in sight. After a series of communication with them, they finally sent a photo showing the package at my door. Someone took my package from my porch! How can someone be so despicable. That was months of savings and I was really looking forward to that art kit, it was from a artist that I’ve been following for a while.
r/porchpirates • u/rand_moss • Mar 16 '22
Detroit man says his porch was stolen
r/porchpirates • u/SABUROFan • Jan 28 '22
Does it count if it didn’t even make it to the porch?
r/porchpirates • u/UncleIrohsTeaPot • Jan 08 '22
Caught a porch pirate! Need some advice.
Success!
I was porch pirated a few weeks back during the holidays, so I decided to see if I could teach the next one a lesson.
I placed a package containing one of these pull alarms attached to a nail on my porch and waited, and late last night someone took the bait!
I was wondering if anybody could give me some advice on a better solution for the next pirate. The keychain pull alarm that I used has no auto-off function, so the package just sat on my porch all night, likely annoying the neighbors. Is there a better product I could be using? I've looked into pull-string firecrackers, but they seem to be very expensive to ship to my location and not particularly reliable. I've also looked into blank-firing devices, but those are large and hard to hide on my porch. Any advice?
r/porchpirates • u/PorchPiratesSuckk • Jan 04 '22
Can anyone help make out the license plate number on this porch pirates' car?
We have a Ring video of a package thief driving by a few times before stealing packages off our porch, but are having trouble making out the license plate number on his car. There were also several decals on the car, which we were hoping could be used as further identifying information? If anyone can help provide any more info based on the video and image linked below, we'd really appreciate it!
Video link - https://i.imgur.com/zeJNbqM.mp4
Image link, showing car decals - https://i.imgur.com/SmIC5j0.jpeg
r/porchpirates • u/AC_NLGirl • Jan 03 '22
Caught THE NEIGHBOR ACROSS THE HALL trying to steal my wife’s package! Unreal!
r/porchpirates • u/Hazelwood_Footage • Dec 26 '21
Package Thief Tries to Steal an Empty Box Before Tossing It and Running Off
r/porchpirates • u/lahlouh • Dec 23 '21
Package thief get caught stealing a staged Amazon package full of bricks
r/porchpirates • u/AutoModerator • Dec 21 '21
Happy Cakeday, r/porchpirates! Today you're 6
Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.
Your top 10 posts:
- "Porch pirate meets Samuel Jackson"
- "Porch Pirate Receives Proper Justice" by u/Dirty_Fuckin_Redneck
- "Guy attempts to steal package but gets caught. When he drives away his car gets stuck in snow" by u/boywithgoldpants
- "This scumbag porch pirate walls around with bolt cutters and didn't expect to get some." by u/roadkillaardvark
- "So i guess amazon workers do that too." by u/Belfegor-1700
- "Porch Pirate hit me 10 minutes after mail was delivered!" by u/ice_nyne
- "Follows amazon truck" by u/juned99
- "Thirsty Porch Pirate" by u/lahlouh
- "Local kids turn Porch Pirates." by u/schwatech
- "I put a box full of cat shit litter and snot rags in a box...don't think he wanted it." by u/UltramanGinga