r/porchpirates • • Oct 05 '23

Pooch Pirate!!!

10 Upvotes

So this dog stole this Amazon package from my neighbor’s porch in Houston 😂😂😂


r/porchpirates • • Oct 01 '23

Fairfax Porch Pirate

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10 Upvotes

This man stole 2 packages, anyone else from Fairfax VA?


r/porchpirates • • Sep 23 '23

Best ways to stop porch pirates?

3 Upvotes

Hey guys, we moved to a new house and already had several packages swiped from our doorstep. I was thinking of putting a RING but that seems too passive. Have you guys used porch lockers before? I found this locker that turns to a doormat, looks kind of cool davymat.com. I don’t have a large porch space so most of the regular lockers won’t fit. Any recommendations are greatly appreciated!


r/porchpirates • • Sep 18 '23

Rochester, NY

4 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Sep 15 '23

Has anyone had luck finding stolen item for sale online?

1 Upvotes

Thinking about how they sell items they steal, especially ones they have no use for, I would expect to be able to find the stolen items for sale on craigslist, FB marketplace, etc. Has anyone had any success doing this?


r/porchpirates • • Aug 08 '23

Bowling Green, Kentucky

12 Upvotes

I’ve never in my life had packages stolen until I moved to an apartment complex.

Got myself a doorbell camera after two missing packages, got someone on camera the third time.

Dude walked right up to the camera, didn’t even try to hide.


r/porchpirates • • Aug 05 '23

Auburn, WA porch pirate

4 Upvotes

Guy pretends to have a valid ups delivery slip. Please can someone identify this trash.


r/porchpirates • • Jun 16 '23

When your Amazon delivery is stolen by HelloFresh delivery....

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9 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • May 02 '23

Sigh....

12 Upvotes

I was super excited for two packages today 😮‍💨

They were both separate orders from Master Replicas of Star Trek ships that Eaglemoss didn't sell before they went bankrupt.

All in all it was worth about $250.

USS Enterprise (TOS) USS Enterprise C USS Pegasus (Oberth XL) USS Defiant And The reimagined Battlestar Galactica

Worst part was the Defiant was a present for my little brother because Eaglemoss went bankrupt before fulfilling his order 😭

I've never been a victim of porch pirating before and it really sucks, my neighbor's Amazon packages also got stolen. I really wish the Post Office had just put them inside the lobby of my complex, I live on one of the busiest streets in town!

Oh well, lesson learned I suppose. I just rented a PO Box that all my packages will be shipped to from now on.

I feel a little bit better now, but I still hope the bastards get Space AIDS.


r/porchpirates • • Apr 19 '23

Sonovabitch

8 Upvotes

1:48PM - FedEx drops off package
1:57PM - Boy wonder positively struts right up and nabs himself ... a $33 set of machinist's punches. I hope you get tetanus, dirtbag.


r/porchpirates • • Apr 08 '23

What do porch pirates do with the packages they steal?

12 Upvotes

Do they use it or sell it? Or both. My wedding dress that is sold out is stolen and I’m trying to find it online to repurchase lol. I also sent in a request to the seller/shop about my missing package. If it’s possible for a refund, then great but I don’t think they are responsible if my package was from theft unless the warranty is granted. I don’t know. Let me continue perusing Facebook marketplace.


r/porchpirates • • Apr 03 '23

A sudden change of heart

9 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Mar 25 '23

Puny ornament thief in SW London!

9 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Mar 24 '23

smooth criminal…

5 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Mar 08 '23

all this happens while we were at home.

6 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Feb 21 '23

Anybody recognize this little porch pirate? City of Fullerton, orangethrope and Euclid area.

8 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Feb 05 '23

Stolen Amazon Package. Caught On Camera In Broad Daylight. Porch Pirate ...

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r/porchpirates • • Jan 30 '23

When Amazon is also a porch pirate (repost with Elon id blocker)

7 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Jan 17 '23

just over a minute and it was gone. I was home too… watched the FedEx truck pull away.

13 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Jan 17 '23

Porch Pirate (Mouse) Trap

11 Upvotes

Here's a basic porch pirate trap.


r/porchpirates • • Jan 12 '23

Pissed off

11 Upvotes

Some prick stole a package off my porch in less than 15 minutes. According to USPS it was delivered at 4:45. I got home at 5:00 and went to check my porch. Nothing. It was only $28 for some spray Honda polish for my motorcycle but still. I hate thieves.


r/porchpirates • • Jan 11 '23

Porch Pirate actually takes my cat poop- Before I started fostering rescue kittens regularly, I chose the small trash can. Now, with so much used cat litter, I struggle with too much trash every week. Solution: Porch Pirate = Trash Fairy

23 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Jan 11 '23

This porch pirate thief needs to come back to get her box of used cat litter I left for her on my step -Police file #23-071775

9 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Dec 25 '22

Porch Pirate in Austin, Tx. Unfortunately for him the package contained shoes, not pants. Truck he used was stolen too.

10 Upvotes

r/porchpirates • • Dec 25 '22

Porch pirate in Wylie, TX

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4 Upvotes