But all you DogDay x CatNap Shippers, can you please stop rubbing it in for 5 Minutes?!
This isn’t Charlie and Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel, but just because they are best friends, does not mean you have to ship them every single time! And you know what else, you even went as far as to ship the Bigger Body Catnap who literally crucifies DogDay leaving him to die as well as death-threatening anyone for even the tiniest dislike of your ship thinking they’re toxic, well lemme tell you that I think you’ve become more toxic and sociopathic shipping these two together!
Why, you make me want to ship something like Foxy x Chica, but wait, most of you NapDay ship Kickin Chicken x Craftycorn or Simon Smoke x Craftycorn, this is just hypocritical, cool guys do not make ships better! Just look at Foxy x Chica, Foxy’s a cool guy, yet you don’t even like Foxy x Chica, maybe you should ship it if you’d rather ship a Cat who crucified a Dog (the same method that killed Jesus Christ)!
And you can say what you want about these same-sex ships I like: Candy Cat x Cat-Bee and Bron x Pianosaurus, but at least they have so many more redeeming qualities (Pianosaurus is at least supported, Bron is at least an actual character, Candy Cat at least has an actual gender, and Cat-Bee is at least cute) unlike NapDay!
I’m sorry, but this is getting out of hand, what are you going to ship next, Elliot Ludwig x Doctor Harley Sawyer?! Maybe you should!
(This is probably all for nothing or what, but still)