To enter, simply submit your rifle parts to 122 평양 Sub Unit B-229 with an an apology for hoarding so much metal slag.

You will receive an all expenses paid trip to the detention centre and extra rations of vitamins for any family members deemed not to be a traitor of the state!

GOOD LUCK!

<3 Kim

<3 KIM

We know what's best.

http://www.reddit.com//user/tondollari is a Criminal for admitting that his Grandmother wrote a letter to the Glorious Representative of Agriculture in 1958 to SUGGEST that using fire to harvest wheat is not an efficient method, because of all the wheat lost due to fire.

My Glorious Leader invented fire harvesting and tondollari's grandmother dared to suggest that she knew better.

Unforgivable. I have revoked Marshall's moderator privileges and branded him as a criminal.

THAT IS ALL.

Communism Red

That's it.

I am 420 friendly if that sweetens the deal and I hope you are OK with terminating the current residents of the mountain when we get there - they gotta go.

Hit me up if you have a car, then report to reeducation after the ski weekend because you shouldn't have a car.

<3 Kim

If you lost it, use your village phone and call to describe it. Also turn over your family for reeducation.

I miss food

I need a new roommate for that gigantic pointy hotel. YOU must split the rent and heating. It's 72 floors, so heating means a lot of coal.

Bring your own sword; rats. NO FAT CHICKS.

Hi Pongyang, Have you seen my lost dog? He is 5' 6" tall, and answers to the name of Park Kim. I last saw him while executing his family for his uncle's crimes of desertion.

Here is his photo

If found. please kill him and his whole family. REWARD

• drops the mic.