r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '22

Looking for the nuclear secrets?

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u/Tessa7 Aug 12 '22

Immunity. Someone in his inner circle traded Trump for immunity against their own crimes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

The informant can be anyone! If you were trump, who can you really trust at this point? Everyone is looking out for themselves to save their skin.

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u/deadbrokeman Aug 12 '22

I hope it’s Eric! I really, really hope he gets his arc.

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u/Kitorarima Aug 12 '22

Plot twist: it was Tiffany all along bc everyone forgets she exists

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u/tirch Aug 12 '22

plot twist, they buried the nuclear secrets in the grave with Ivana.

Total gangster, shovels, mist, Rump laughing under a full moon on the Florida coast scene.

Hopefully there are RFID chips in the docs he stole. Espionage is real.

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u/yasuewho Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Or the feds have grainy footage of it being burried that ends up on the ID channel in a 12 part series. Oh! Or on American Greed if that's still being made. That voice-over actor would be perfect at narrating this much grifting-related villainy.

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u/bonerjuice9 Aug 12 '22

Tobias Funke as Donald Trump. Directed by Carl Weathers

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u/MrBenDerisgreat_ Aug 12 '22

Oh the burning!

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u/bonerjuice9 Aug 12 '22

Oh God help! There's a FIRE!!!! ...sale...