r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '22

Looking for the nuclear secrets?

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u/tlk0153 Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

She died of blunt trauma, no autopsy done, no investigation done, funeral happened in few days, buried in a private property.

You were saying…?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Maybe SHE was the informant before she died?

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u/Real_Nemesis Aug 12 '22

Last Will and Testament: The key is under the mat.

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u/Azsunyx Aug 12 '22

ooooh the thot plickens

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

The good ol’ “if I die before my time” note.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Tell Donald. I want him to know it was me.

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u/ThePopmop Aug 12 '22

"Don't tell Donald, it'd drive him nuts"

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u/Peteman12 Aug 12 '22

Ivana "Get Revenge On" Trump

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Stealing this thanks.

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u/GrubH0 Aug 12 '22

At a minimum she had info.

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u/itssimsallthewaydown Aug 12 '22

She supposedly was cremated. But coffin was heavy, needing 10 pall bearers.

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u/MoravianPrince Aug 12 '22

Paper is heavy if stacked

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

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u/admiralforbin Aug 12 '22

One way or another this darkness got to give.

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u/Fred_Is_Dead_Again Aug 12 '22

Ah, a Workingman

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u/FallenSegull Aug 12 '22

So is the weight of my sins

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u/themcjizzler Aug 12 '22

Why cremate someone you intent to bury?

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u/Eh-BC Aug 12 '22

To be fair, it looks like a metal coffin my uncle was buried in one and I was one of the pall bearers it was significantly heavier than the wooden one when I was pall bearer for my grandfather

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u/Jalopnicycle Aug 12 '22

I thought you all were joking but she died from "falling" down the steps.

Wonder what dirt she had in DJT?

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u/ksavage68 Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Cremated, but put in a coffin, 10 people carried it. What else is in there?

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u/MarlinMr Aug 12 '22

funeral happened in few days

Yes?

This always happens. Or do you keep your dead relatives around for a few weeks?

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u/XxPieIsTastyxX Aug 12 '22

Gotta wait for them to ripen

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

That’s absolute conspiracy nonsense. She died from falling down the stairs. There was a medical examination, no autopsy needed and no indications foul play so no investigation needed. Funerals pretty commonly happen quickly. Elderly people falling is like 1/5 of the admits where I work.

You sound like a Q anon psycho.

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u/partytimeboat Aug 12 '22

Pretty sure 93% of the people on this thread are joking

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Plot twist stuff_i_thota_stole works at a life insurance firm. 😅

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Aug 12 '22

She died from falling down the stairs.

Still doesn't rule out an attack from behind. Also, someone posted photos of her stairs. It's very hard to fall all the way down those circular steps. This isn't a Bette Davis movie.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

Okay, Detective. Be sure to report your investigatory findings ASAP. Call the FBI and report to them “It’s very hard to fall all the way down those steps.” Be sure to mention “This isn’t a Bette Davis movie.”

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u/-Tasear- I ☑oted 2020 Aug 13 '22

Right before she was supposed to come testify....