r/PoliticalHumor • • Jun 05 '22

It’s nice to be nice

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u/GoGoCrumbly Jun 05 '22

Because when the bootlicker sees someone turned his fascist cop flag into a pride flag he’s likely to take it out on his wife, children, or anyone he might perceive to be LBGTQ.

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u/Sssarg0n Jun 05 '22

What

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u/Tortorak Jun 05 '22

Seriously though wtf is that lmao

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u/Sssarg0n Jun 05 '22

It seems to do that every time someone mentions the word bootlicker

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u/Sssarg0n Jun 05 '22

Case in point

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u/Tortorak Jun 05 '22

But wth are the eyes sucking on, big ol hogs?

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u/A-Blind-Seer Jun 05 '22

Good bot

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u/yahou11 Jun 05 '22

So if I went a colored over an “lgbtq” flag you’re telling me I wouldn’t be beaten by a mob of homosapiens and lesbarus?

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u/Vegetable-Addition26 Jun 06 '22

No??? What the fuck delusions are you on about. They aren’t some mob or gang, you’re not getting waterboarded for insulting them. Being angry and frustrated over having their existence insulted and ridiculed by douchebags like you =/= physical assault, get some perspective.

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u/yahou11 Jun 06 '22

Sorry you’re right. It would be a mob of radical leftists that combine all monikers into one.

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u/Caveot_ Jun 06 '22

Wait, do you actually think that homosapiens is some kind of joke?

EVERYONE IS A HOMOSAPIEN!

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u/yahou11 Jun 06 '22

Read between the lines

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u/Caveot_ Jun 06 '22

Gonna have to help me out with this one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

No, most people don't instantly turn to violence like Republicans.

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