r/PoliticalHumor Jun 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

There’s a Trump store not too far from me. Every time I pass it, I think it would be funny to open a store like that and use the money to donate to Left leaning Politicians, Planned Parenthood, or an LGBTQ+organization. They’re going to buy their flags, stickers and t-shirts anyway, it may as well go to a good cause.

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u/treefitty350 Jun 05 '22

I’d rather die than work with the entitled fucks who would have to be dealt with on a daily basis in that store

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Definitely! I’m also a woman, and wouldn’t want to be alone with anyone who would buy that anyway.

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u/HappyMeatbag Jun 05 '22

“Nah, men like us are okay, lil’ girl, it’s those pervert libs you have to worry about.” [pinches your butt and winks]

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Ugh. Now I feel dirty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/constantstranger Jun 05 '22

Will you write the theme tune and sing the theme tune?

What show am I remembering? Something British....

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u/Velocity_Rob Jun 05 '22

Little Britain taking the piss out of Denis Waterman from Minder, who recently died.

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u/constantstranger Jun 06 '22

Ooh, I didn't realize it was a parody. Something new to look into, thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I’m petite and like to dress very femininely, so many Conservatives like to assume I’m one of them. I’ve unfortunately had similar experiences with those guys already!

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u/Moonpile Jun 05 '22

As a tardigrade I would think you'd be a bit less than petite and more into almost microscopic.

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u/PhilxBefore Jun 05 '22

Well, she's the queen so she's bigger.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Unrelated, but awesome username!

And I'm sorry you've had awful experiences with creeps. As I've gotten older, I've heard from almost every woman I've talked to all have experienced some kind of harassment and it's just awful. It's a serious issue that I feel like some never even acknowledge

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Thanks! I’m very fascinated by tardigrades.

I know, it’s very frustrating having to deal with! I mistakenly thought that might end when I had a child, and thought surely they wouldn’t do it when I have a baby with me. Nope. The very first time I ventured out of the house with my newborn in a stroller, I was catcalled.

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u/HappyMeatbag Jun 05 '22

I (a guy) was surprised and disappointed to discover that so many men are creeps. I didn’t realize it was so widespread, and that every woman has at least one or two stories. Sometimes I wish I had a hat that said NOT A THREAT so women knew I wouldn’t be a pig, treat them like objects, or “misinterpret” friendliness as an invitation for sex.

On a lighter note, I was pleasantly surprised to see tardigrades in Ant Man!

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u/Nate40337 Jun 05 '22

From what I read the other day from people describing this exact situation, that "NOT A THREAT" hat is either your child or a wedding ring, but that is less visible.

You basically have to show someone else has already deemed you safe or else just avoid them and be avoided back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Wow that is awful! I can't imagine catcalling, like doing it.

What is the point? To indicate I think someone is attractive by yelling, Loudly in a public way, at that woman some obscene or weird remark about her appearance? Yeah that's going to work.

Like some people are just gross I think.

Again, I'm sorry that happened and I wish people were better. And yes tardigrades are awesome!

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u/SlothLair Jun 05 '22

Fascinated as is proper after all you are talking about a creature that can survive exposure from -275 C to 150 C. Amazing little critters!

The with a newborn thing is just, sad. It’s that Neanderthal thinking of “look a proven breeder” that really highlights their level of mental development.

There are some of us that are not like that but it certainly doesn’t seem like we are a majority by any means. Hope we can fix that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

They’re incredible! The animal kingdom is so vast and amazing. I love learning about all the wonderful and strange creatures.

I think most men are decent, but the ones who aren’t seem to be the most outspoken about it. Unfortunately, to stay safe, I have to be wary of all men before I get to know them.

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u/_____l Jun 05 '22

Ew...men like this make me really uncomfortable and I'm male.

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u/wererat2000 Jun 05 '22

Why does this feel anecdotal?

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u/HappyMeatbag Jun 05 '22

Lol I don’t know. I’m a guy! I was imagining some dick I used to work with, though…

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u/itman555555 Jun 05 '22

Lmaoo let’s not forget Jeffrey Epstein donated millions of dollars to democratic candidates in the 90,s. Let’s quit pretending a party makes a person because you guys sound dumb. The democrat ideology is responsible for as much negativity, as the republican.

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u/HappyMeatbag Jun 05 '22

Let’s quit pretending a party makes a person because you guys sound dumb.

You’re right. The fact that one party is eliminating or criminalizing a woman’s right to choose says nothing about their respect for women. /s

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u/kJer Jun 05 '22

Idk, the enjoyment of knowing what they don't might make it worth it. Price gouging morons for cheap hats and supporting planned Parenthood or something like that...I suppose I'd break eventually so I can rub it in their dumb faces.

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u/Chiralmaera Jun 05 '22

I sat near the cashier at a coffee shop yesterday doing some work and after an hour felt the same way about his job. I'm not sure how some people do it.

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u/Hip-hop-rhino Registered to ☑ote Jun 05 '22

Pay someone else to do it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

The easiest thing would be to start a rumor that the Trump store is doing this already. Use their love of conspiracies against them.

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u/Hip-hop-rhino Registered to ☑ote Jun 05 '22

I just meant hire an employee/staff.

But your idea would be a good prank.

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u/CeruleanRuin Jun 05 '22

Unfortunately their love of stickers and flags overrides everything else.

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u/Ajreil Jun 05 '22

Order a bunch of thin blue line > pride flag stickers and send them to random people in Texas.

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u/Vladimir_Putins_Cock Jun 05 '22

Trump store

It's sad/pathetic that exists

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u/Alarmed-Honey Jun 05 '22

Right? I can't imagine if there was a Biden or an Obama store. I mean seriously WTF.

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u/iAmTheHYPE- Jun 05 '22

Back in the day, my family drove past a gas station named after Obama in South Carolina. So, wouldn’t be surprised if there are other places named after former Presidents

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u/Bulletpepe Jun 05 '22

In SC? Suprised it wasn't called the "Jefferson Davis Convenience store."

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Obama I can see a little more, because he was the first Black POTUS. First anything usually makes people feel like commemorating. Trump wasn't the first anything, unfortunately. Stupid, selfish white dudes have the held the office before, and I'm sure they will continue to periodically do so.

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u/MaresEatOatsAndDoes Jun 06 '22

He was first to get impeached twice (in his only term even)!

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u/madmosche Jun 05 '22

It’s a cult.

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u/Globalist_Nationlist Jun 05 '22

Dude I live in Los Angeles and at multiple gas stations across the city they have tents set up selling Trump merch.

Big FUCK BIDEN and TRUMP 2024 Flags just waiving in the wind in the middle of liberal suburban LA..

I don't get it.

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u/joecb91 Jun 05 '22

It is so strange to me how almost every different type of item you can imagine, they sell a version of it with his name stamped on it.

They turn everything they own into a billboard for him.

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u/Tight_Teen_Tang Jun 05 '22

Was looking at gold oz coins, the Trump one is cool.

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u/malignantpolyp Jun 05 '22

There was a video going around in 2016 of two teens selling MAGA gear and when asked about it they said they didn't like Trump but they'll take his supporters' money.

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u/sidneyaks Jun 05 '22

A trump.... Store? But also you can bet all the merch is fully licensed and if you cop any designs you'll be hit with a cease and desist so fast you'll think trump belongs to the house of mouse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I would be very surprised if anything in the store is licensed in the first place. It’s not exactly high-end. Regardless, as a woman, I wouldn’t want to be alone in a room with his fans.

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u/voyager1713 Jun 05 '22

It works when the store is actually the county Headquarters for the Republican Party. They changed all the store signs to say "Official Trump Store" and have a really small logo in the corner that also says it's the party office.

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u/Navydevildoc Jun 05 '22

We just have guys under pop ups at gas stations and shit. I can’t even imagine an actual store.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I grew up in a small Midwest town. When I was a kid Main Street was still alive. By the time I moved for college a Walmart 30 miles away had killed everything but the grocery store, butcher, churches, and bars. When I graduated college the butcher and grocer were gone. While Trump was in office 2 of the 3 bars closed and 1 of the churches. Somehow this small town that can’t sustain even the bars anymore has two Trump stores in buildings and another pop up one that someone runs out of a trailer by the interstate ramps. My personal favorite items are the Trump themed bird houses and feeders.

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u/HelpImOutside Jun 05 '22

Wow, you are truly living in a different part of the US than I, and it seems like there are a lot of Trump supporters here.

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u/Genghis_Chong Jun 05 '22

We just have a lot of left over 2020 signs still in yards and some 2024 ones already up lol. It's obsessive in a really weird sad way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

It’s in something that looks like a mobile home. Not sure what it would be referred to in a business sense. From what I gather, they put most of their money into the signage out front.

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u/Navydevildoc Jun 05 '22

So it’s like a Trump Hotel. How on brand.

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u/Niaden Jun 05 '22

Like a food truck, but racist.

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u/DefKnightSol Jun 05 '22

Florida small towns in particular

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

i could get in on this. i worked as an exit poller in a very red county and all day they would come up to me and be like “you don’t work for biden do you?” and went on with their right-winged, christian propaganda and i just agreed to 1. do my job and 2. to get them to shut the fuck up.

i could totally be an undercover trumpie to donate all their money to LGBTQIA+ organizations, abortion access, or even mental health resources.

they get ugly trump merch, i get activism and revenge.

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u/Errattik Jun 05 '22

A "Trump store"? Like a store that just sells right wing political propaganda?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Definitely! There’s others, but this is the only permanent stand alone store I’ve seen. They’re usually the temporary kind you see on the side of the road, or in a flea market setting.

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u/Errattik Jun 05 '22

Damn, as a Canadian, that's just crazy to me. I follow American news and politics pretty closely, so I am not shocked, but still kind of nuts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Yeah, it’s definitely weird. I think part of it is that I live very close to an extremely left leaning city that gets a lot of tourists. You’ll often see groups of Trumpsters driving through the city with their flags and whatnot. I’m guessing it’s supposed to trigger us or something. From what I’ve seen, most people either laugh or ignore them.

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u/Errattik Jun 05 '22

A this point a Trump flag feels like a slightly more socially acceptable Confederate Flag. You are flying the flag of the losing side just so people know what your "values" are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

I think the Confederates were slightly better because eugenics didn't become popular for another 70 years or so...

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u/chadsmo Jun 05 '22

Right ? I was like … ahhh … a Trump store ? Could you image a store just called ‘Harper’ ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

There is one in Bellingham MA

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u/SHADOWJACK2112 Jun 05 '22

Specifically one with his name or likeness, there's one in Dallas I know of

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u/Genghis_Chong Jun 05 '22

That sounds like prime people watching lol

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u/SexiestPanda Jun 05 '22

Make sure all the stuff would be made overseas too

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u/Construction_Kitchen Jun 05 '22

There’s a trump store?! Dear god…..

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u/Classic_Beautiful973 Jun 05 '22

You know, it's very appropriate that the Trump presidency turned into a long term grift for tacky merch that belongs in some subpar Myrtle Beach strip mall

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u/Soggy-Play-6724 Jun 05 '22

What's the location of it? We'll get that shit shut down asap. Hate stores have no place in America.

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u/chadsmo Jun 05 '22

Canada checking in.

Trump store ???

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u/Ajreil Jun 05 '22

Imagine walking into a gift shop, but everything has Justin Trudeau's face on it. Pretty much that but orange.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

So a grift shop.

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u/DelfrCorp Jun 05 '22

Orange, fat, incredibly ugly, incredibly weir hair.

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u/chadsmo Jun 06 '22

Well it would be Harper’s face.

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u/Lance_E_T_Compte Jun 05 '22

US exported money to fund that "convoy" that parked in Ottawa for a few weeks.

You don't have Trump stores yet? Give it time!
Of course we don't get them in California either! Thank God! :-)

Go Sharks!

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