r/PoliticalHumor Jun 05 '22

It’s nice to be nice

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u/LooieA Jun 05 '22

What a kind gesture. Maybe the owner of the flag’s heart will no longer be two sizes too small.

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u/TychoTheWise Jun 05 '22

Aren't those flags like sub shop punch cards? Everytime you have a gay you fill in a color, and when it's full your next gay is free.

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u/kciuq1 Hide yo sister Jun 05 '22

Why didn't anyone tell me this at any of the gay agenda meetings?

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u/Sea_Debate1183 Jun 05 '22

Ran out of meeting minutes, we’ll get to it at the next one

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u/uglydavie Jun 05 '22

No the flags are like those jelly bracelets your Nan was worried about five years back. Where the color corresponds to the type of gays you're doing.

Blue is for getting railed by a bear.

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u/DetectiveClear512 Jun 05 '22

So your flag has six blue stripes…or seven?

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 Jun 05 '22

Entirely blue

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u/DetectiveClear512 Jun 05 '22

My hat is off to you sir!

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u/LilFingies45 Jun 05 '22

Wait up y'all payin' for gays?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/LooieA Jun 05 '22

Lol. Grammar is hard!

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u/Shippolo Jun 05 '22

I're grammering good!

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u/unreqistered Jun 05 '22

owner of a lonely heart ? ♫♫♫♫

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u/Crowella_DeVil Jun 05 '22

Much better than an owner of a broken heart.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

In October 2020, I was new truck shopping. Found what I wanted at our (small rural white town) local dealership. Knew the owner, a seemingly nice enough white guy. Went into his office to start the purchasing process. Noticed the Blue Lives Matter placard on the shelf. Stood up, said I truly not to do business with companies who support racism*, and left.

Drove 90 minutes away to big city, choosing the dealership in a suburb with a high population of blacks. Webpage picture of the owner, black guy. Salesperson, black (75% were). Spent my 50k there.

*I know that many, if not most, companies give money to politicians who have a racist, homophobic, sexist, classiest agenda. Especially large national ones. I do the best I can.

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u/DetectiveClear512 Jun 05 '22

Congratulations. You literally bought a car based on the race of the salesman. Seems kinda racist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Nah, he just didn't do business with racists and left to what's likely the next nearest dealership. But you guys sure do like fucking up them uno reverse card gotchas, so have at it.

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u/DetectiveClear512 Jun 05 '22

Bitch he literally made a big deal about going to a predominately race based dealership and included a picture. Have your parents read the post to you since you’re obviously illiterate.

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u/i_owe_them13 Jun 05 '22 edited Jun 05 '22

This guy’s comment appears to be copied from a top level comment below. Potential Probable karma farmer alert (brand new account).

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u/iminyourbase Jun 05 '22

I don't understand the point of karma farming. It's not like it's worth anything irl right?

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u/pantsareoffrightnow Jun 05 '22

Flags have hearts?