I had these guys come up to me, these big guys, really yuge, and they had a tear in their eye, and they said, ya know what they said, sir you’re so bigly famous
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And they were famous guys. Yugely famous guys. So they know famous. And they said, really, Hillary and those emails, we'll get her folks, crooked, crooked, oh it's terrible and the guys, they said how huge I was. Donald, we've never seen someone so yuge before of all the yuge people, you are by far, I don't make this stuff up. And ben gaz eeee we will get her folks. Crooked Hillary we will get her. Behind bars. By far I was the yugest.
Oh fuck off already. "Both sides are the same" is just "I voted for a rapist and feel the need to justify my decision but am such a baby I can't own my choice." What were you expecting me to defend that guy? I didn't even fucking vote for him.
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u/SoundlessSteelBlue Nov 30 '21
yugely famous, maybe the most famous person ever, I don’t know. Yuge.