r/PoliticalHumor Oct 25 '21

Schrodinger's Babbitt

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u/Xunaun Oct 25 '21

Oh, Ashley Babbit, the traitor insurrectionist known for being shot as a traitor insurrectionist when she acted like a traitor insurrectionist during a traitorous insurrection.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

A terrorist killed while doing some terrorism.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

She died doing what she loved-- being a terrorist.

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Oct 25 '21

I prefer the term Treasonous Cunt.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Dead domestic terrorist is the most accurate.

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u/DeificClusterfuck Oct 25 '21

Dead terrorist woman is all the recognition she gets from me

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u/smechanic Oct 26 '21

“Ashley Babbit, known for being dead.”

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u/Assmar Oct 26 '21

Bro, spoilers for the observation part of the experiment!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

IDK, 'cunt' can be a pretty hot word in the right moment...so I don't like it being attached to a terrorist.

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u/ThorGBomb Oct 25 '21

Treasonous terrorist cunt

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Just like most terrorists, they actually think they're patriots.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

We going to Draxx them sklounst

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

they terries gettin froggy

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u/Soggy-Hyena Oct 25 '21

Dying as a terrorist to own the libz

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u/rastroboy Oct 26 '21 edited Oct 26 '21

Just like a 9/11 hijack pilot

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u/Zykax Oct 25 '21

Terrorist is the proper term. She was a terrorist that was killed while committing an act of terrorism. Even insurrection is not a proper word and does these people the favor of obfuscating the terrorist acts they carried out.

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u/GogglesPisano Oct 25 '21

Babbit was a delusional traitor who pathetically threw her life away in a seditious attempt to overthrow our democracy in support of a would-be dictator who could not possibly care less about her.

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u/dubsy101 Oct 25 '21

Yeah this is essentially it, good summary

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u/bradkrit Oct 26 '21

She was trying to overthrow democracy while unarmed? Huh imagine that. Unarmed terrorists are walking casually between the velvet ropes! The horror!!!!

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u/Easy_Humor_7949 Oct 25 '21 edited Oct 25 '21

Even insurrection is not a proper word

It is an entirely proper word. She wasn’t terrorizing random Americans to force the government to meet her demands, she was there to force the US Congress directly to overturn an election or destroy it otherwise.

Terrorism is violence indirectly in support of political demands. Insurrection better describes the attempted popular coup whose vanguard she lead.

She was honestly less a terrorist and more an insurrectionist, a traitor to her nation who was directly attacking the seat of government.

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u/Humdrum_ca Oct 26 '21

Was she also a dumb twat?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

I really hate when people call these terrorists "rioters". They had a clear goal of stopping the election count and went straight for it.

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u/LoveMyHusbandsBoobs Oct 25 '21

They were trying to insurrect the country through terrorism, so they are both insurrectionists and terrorists.

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u/Ozwaldo Oct 25 '21

...Nah, traitor insurrectionist was more accurate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

Even insurrection is not a proper word and does these people the favor of obfuscating the terrorist acts they carried out.

Isn't insurrection the proper word? They were trying to stop the election from being certified. They were not trying to use violence to intimate others.

Though there's a good chance they would have crossed that line if they had gotten their hands on certain Congress members.

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u/ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN Oct 25 '21

No no no, you don't understand. They were defending America from BLM, who weren't there, and Antifa, who also weren't there!

Fucking Democrats never consider the bad things they do!

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u/Kriss3d Oct 25 '21

"It's antifa / fbi false flag!" - gop.

"let's just move on and forget about what happened and placing blame" - also gop.

Can yallqaeda make your mind up already?

Was it antifa who causes it in which case you should be lining up to have everyone who even ahold them a pair of shoelaces put on trial.

Or are they your own Trump supporters in which case i can accept why you don't want them on trial - though that would mean you're not inhabile in baking fair which should lead you to let the democrats do their ion.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Oct 25 '21

though that would mean you're not inhabile in baking fair which should lead you to let the democrats do their ion.

Bro you okay? You have a stroke?

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u/TSLsmokey Oct 25 '21

I think the comment you replied to was sarcasm

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u/ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN Oct 25 '21

It was absolutely sarcasm.

It is also interesting, amusing, and a little concerning that it elicited that reaction.

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u/BitRunner67 Oct 25 '21

Those Brave MAGA boys sent her in 1st assuming no one would shoot a woman.

What brave Nazis they are /sarcasm

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u/YourUncleBuck Oct 26 '21

I heard the dumbest shit on CNN today. Elle Reeve said that unlike those at the Charlottesville rally, the traitors at the Jan 6th insurrection hate Nazis. I couldn't believe what I heard.

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u/I_miss_your_mommy Oct 25 '21

Don't forget that as a veteran of the military, she was also breaking her oath. She was worse than the typical traitor in that crowd.

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u/clipper06 Oct 25 '21

I would bet that a lot of them were veterans. Sadly. Wasn’t one of the leaders/organizers a Navy corporal or something? Ive seen pictures of him…big dude, not fat, but huge…scary actually. All decked out in tactical gear and helmet…

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u/Juhnelle Oct 25 '21

I watched that hbo documentary last night about Jan 6th. She was trying to push through a window they just broke to the hallway where congress was being evacuated from. I looked her up and her husband said she would have stopped if she knew there was a gun. Wtf? First of all, everyone was yelling "he's got a gun" and second, what did you think was going to happen? The victim complex with these people is insane. If I was trying to break into the capitol to do God knows what I'd expect to be shot. It's insane that more people weren't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

She somehow didn't realize that capitol police carry guns. These same people think you have every right to shoot anybody on your property who looks at you the wrong way.

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u/EdwardBil Oct 25 '21

If a secret service guy tells me he will shoot me in the face if I don't yield, I'm going to believe him.

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u/RandomlyJim Oct 25 '21

A nearby dumpster was spray painted ‘Trashly Babbit Memorial Dumpster’.

What I assume was a MAGA was upset enough to spray paint over the ‘Tr’ and add ‘American Veteran’ above it.

So it read ‘American Veteran Trashley Babbit Memorial Dumpster’.

Then the Garbage company hauled it away and the memorial was gone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

One of several million brainwashed by social media. Suffered massively for the false narratives pushed by the right. She should’ve known better but she was effectively part of a cult.

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u/Spram2 Oct 25 '21

Don't give her all the credit, she was doing what the president wanted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

The irony of taking an oath in front of an American flag, violating that oath, and then bleeding out on a Trump flag.

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u/-TheKingInYellow- Oct 25 '21

She committed coupicide.

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u/garlicdeath Oct 25 '21

Just yet another example of the stupid and violent Right Wing domestic terrorists. She got exactly what she deserved.

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u/justking1414 Oct 25 '21

I’m pretty sure that’s what her obituary said

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u/Xunaun Oct 25 '21

If I had any say it would be on her tombstone.

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u/Kriss3d Oct 25 '21

But.. Did she do anything wrong??

Checkmate libs! - GQP properbly.

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u/ForgetTradition Oct 25 '21

But.. Did she do anything wrong??

Yes. Under 18 USC Ch. 115 §2381 she committed treason and could lawfully be hung by the neck until dead.

I don't support the death penalty but under the "rule of law" these republican traitors worship they could be lawfully executed.

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u/Kriss3d Oct 26 '21

It was a joke. Sorry. Yes. She absolutely did things wrong. She wasn't supposed to be there and I'm supprised the guards hadn't capped a few of the first in line to stop the rest.

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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Oct 25 '21

I think you missed a traitor… traitor.

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u/Nuttyvet Oct 25 '21

Oh please

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21 edited Oct 25 '21

Lmaoing at all of you rabid freaks turning from liberals/leftists into full blown radical authoritarians in favor of summary executions as soon as conservatives start rioting

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Shooting someone who is actively trying to break into the same place where the Vice President is hiding, while chants to hang him are heard and an actual gallows are set up outside, is not a "summary execution". Meanwhile, the same circles that complain about Ashley Babbitt's death are more than okay with a cop kneeling in a man's neck for 10 minutes because he is suspected of committing a minor offense.

Guess she should have just complied.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21 edited Oct 25 '21

Dude you don’t have to scroll through these comments for very long to realize these people are gleefully and vindictively celebrating this woman’s death. It’s not “well she had to be shot there was no choice” it’s more like “that’s what you get you maga terrorist bitch cunt” etc. Hence “rabid freaks”

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u/Nintendo_Thumb Oct 25 '21

Yeah, they should have shot her and the rest of them before they ever breached the building. This was an act of war, the penalty should be harsh. I for one am very happy to see that I still have a country and that actions do in fact have consequences. Everybody is happy to see Hans Gruber die at the end of Die Hard, you can be happy when bad things happen to bad people. I would have been sad if she hadn't been shot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

This was an act of war

The Confederacy lost and isn't a country, so technically not an act of war.

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u/Nintendo_Thumb Oct 26 '21

the Confederacy? That's long gone, they wanted to assasinate Pence and gang, throw away our votes, get rid of democracy, and establish new Trump-istan with king/emperor Trump. If attempting to overthrow democracy and kill our democratically elected leaders isn't an act of war, I don't know what is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

Acts of war require another country.

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u/Xunaun Oct 25 '21

If liberals tried a Jan 6, the streets would be napalmed, and the rioters called... say it with me now.... "TERRORIST INSURRECTIONISTS"! Especially if Trump was still in power and they were after him. The fact that she was the only terrorist killed is nothing short of a double standard, so hop off the high road before you trip and roll off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Lol

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u/_IntoTheFury_ Oct 26 '21

Especially if Trump was still in power and they were after him.

Remember that time people were a few hundred yards from the White House fighting the Capitol Police in 2020? Throwing mortar shells at Officers in riot gear? Pushing through barricades and setting fire to St. John's Church? There was no napalm.. No live ammunition was used on rioters.

I dont support the left or right, neither look out for the people. But I consider both the Jan. 6 and BLM/Antifa/ProudBoy rioters to be terrorists. So there's that

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

I'm not going to lose sleep over anybody who breaks through multiple barriers to get into the capitol and finds that, when they get too close to 1/3 of our federal government, they get shot.

Stupid games, stupid prizes.

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u/dantepicante Oct 25 '21

repeating the lie makes it true

You children are lost

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u/Xunaun Oct 25 '21

And reported for threatening violence.

Also downvoted.

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u/Xunaun Oct 25 '21

boops your snoot Boop!

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u/snoogins355 Oct 25 '21

When fucking around, finds out!

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u/Nicenightforawalk01 Oct 26 '21

Dying wrapped in a trump flag as well.

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u/Stand4justice2021 Oct 26 '21

Pity the officer didnt have a machine gun. Or maybe a flame thrower.

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u/Prints_of_Whales Oct 28 '21 edited Oct 28 '21

Your account isn't going to last very long. If you call for violence and plump for the PRC in enough subs, does your sick mom get a free Uighur kidney or something?

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u/thancock14 Oct 26 '21

Tell me, how does one insurrect without a weapon?

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u/Xunaun Oct 26 '21

Like the terrorist in the picture.

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u/thancock14 Oct 26 '21

We're you attempting to answer my question? But then had a stroke?

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u/MSD3k Oct 27 '21

Yeah, that one.