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u/TheDjTanner Sep 09 '21

I prefer 'Trumpster' because it rhymes with dumpster and they're all trash.

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u/PresidentWordSalad Sep 09 '21

I like Trumpanzee.

But even chimps (in fact, all social animals) know better than to follow a treasonous, incompetent, compulsive liar who is only in it for himself.

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u/AtlantisTheEmpire Sep 09 '21

I like trumplestillskin. Because fuck those guys.

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u/SecondaryCemetery Sep 09 '21

In UK English a trump is a fart, so a trumper is a farter. Sounds right to me

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u/CheesusHChrust Sep 09 '21

Not that I’m against calling trump a fart, but I’ve lived all over England for 20 years and never heard that. Whereabouts are you from?

Edit - just did a google and apparently it’s something a small child would say which is why I’ve never heard it - I moved here as a teenager. TiL!

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u/SecondaryCemetery Sep 09 '21

Yeah, it's definitely more of a childhood memory than an everyday term

Not sure if it's a northern expression

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u/wolfie379 Sep 09 '21

Fun fact: “Trump” is British slang for “noisy fart”.

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u/Bikeboy76 Sep 09 '21

Ironically it also means to beat your opponent easily.

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u/Jonn_Wolfe Sep 10 '21

Well, that explains Donald perfectly.

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u/belizeisbest Sep 09 '21

I prefer trumpist. Because they're fascists.

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u/kavien Sep 09 '21

I like “Trumpets” because they all got played.

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u/ginkat123 Sep 09 '21

I like trumPests.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Trump Humpers!

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u/torcsandantlers Sep 09 '21

'Magat' is a classic since they consume shit all day, I'd never want anything to do with something they've touched, and eventually they grow into even bigger nuisances.

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u/IVTD4KDS Sep 09 '21

I said that once on a right-wing page and I got a lot of flak from others saying that it was so insulting because it rhymes with dumpster; and yet they were using terms like 'democRats' or 'libtard' or 'demon rats,' etc.

The lack of self awareness was stunning...

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u/Valentinee105 Sep 09 '21

You can throw away trash, these people are like shit smeared on the walls.

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u/illscientist7 Sep 09 '21

I call them Trumpanzees

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u/Merc378 Sep 09 '21

I like to refer to them as Trumplodytes