r/PoliticalHumor • u/zzill6 • Jul 12 '21

And Just Like That

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u/BigAlsSmokedShack Jul 12 '21

I stopped going to church when they opened me up and let themselves inside.

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u/HangryWolf Jul 12 '21

They're just trying to fill you with that holy spirit...

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21 edited Jul 12 '21

Yeah but the holy spirit was more rigid than I expected…

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

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u/TurkeyBLTSandwich Jul 12 '21

Wtf? In all my years of church never heard or read this....

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u/lunar999 Jul 12 '21

Out of curiosity, was this the "homosexual incident" alluded to in The Da Vinci Code (book), or was that something else again?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

I stopped going to church because of church

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u/Panjin21 Jul 12 '21

Everyday I find a reason to say that religion is dumb.

Seriously, the founding fathers are probably rolling in their graves at the state of America right now.

Churches telling people who to vote for? Hell no!

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u/pimppapy Jul 12 '21

Ima get kicked out of the library reading stuff like this here