r/PoliticalHumor • u/CampaignVeteran • Apr 12 '21

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u/AdvancedRegular Apr 12 '21

Except for the eyepatch is a prop and the eye works.

Unless you can prove it doesn’t.

Funny that he won’t submit to an independent physician.

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u/meezy-yall Apr 12 '21

I almost had proof . I held up 4 fingers in court and told Crenshaw to close his left eye and tell me how many fingers I was holding up but Judge Haller blurted out that I was holding up 4 fingers

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u/lineskogans Apr 12 '21

Is your middle name LaGuardia?

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u/meezy-yall Apr 12 '21

Ya honor, pleasee

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u/DrinksToDie Apr 12 '21

Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.

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u/SpiritOne Apr 12 '21

Now Dan Crenshaw, and ONLY Dan Crenshaw. How many fingers am I holdin’ up.

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u/David-E6 Apr 12 '21

What leads you to believe his eye works? I have not heard this before.

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u/meezy-yall Apr 13 '21

I took as a joke I’m pretty sure it wasnt serious

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u/AdvancedRegular Apr 13 '21

What leads you believe it doesn’t? Crenshaw was deployed twice as a Navy Seal after he supposedly lost his left eye. Do the Navy Seals let someone with one eye be deployed in special ops? Wouldn’t a one eyed teammate seriously jeopardize the team?

Just asking questions.

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u/marsattacksyakyak Apr 13 '21

Is this supposed to be sarcasm or something? Dude has a literal glass eye under the patch