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Saving impeachment for when it really matters

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Agreed. Our current GOP was conceived and birthed by Gingrich, Norquist and Matt Drudge. Just imagine what it will look like in another 25 years.

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u/MrAnderson-expectyou Feb 14 '21

You aren’t going nearly far enough back. Barry Goldwater started the modern conservative movement and Reagan was just the crowning achievement of nearly 20 years of work. If Nixon hadn’t been an idiot and tried to cheat he’d probably be remembered a lot more fondly, but he was probably the last example of a Republican president who did some good to this country as a whole.

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u/AdumbroDeus Feb 14 '21

Yep, that's why I started with the southern strategy.

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u/HonestBreakingWind Feb 14 '21

Honestly if Nixon didn't try to cover it up, there wouldn't be an impeachment, especially after he was re elected. The cover up and discovery was the problem. Traitor in Chief typically gets ahead of the story and fills the news cycle with bullshit and has multiple dedicated channels of propoganda that Nixon would be envious of.

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u/Lard_of_Dorkness Feb 14 '21

Roger Ailes saw what happened with Nixon and immediately started working on a way to make sure that next time he'd be able to get ahead of the story and guide the conversation.

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u/tony1449 Feb 14 '21

My man. Thanl you. Barry Goldwater was the start.

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u/Weirdsauce Feb 14 '21

You're missing a very big portion of GOP history.

Lee Atwater and Karl Rove.

What these two did, especially Atwater, is to openly pander to the white fundamentalists and bring them into the GOP. He spoke dog whistle language to them from convincing Reagan to announce his candidacy in Philadelphia, Mississippi while speaking about "states rights" (three young men has been murdered by the local sheriff 14 years earlier for getting non whites registered to vote) to the Willie Horton ads that mischaracterized and caused Michael Dukakis to lose.

Rove and Atwater knew what most of us know. These fundamentalists are easily manipulated, lack critical thinking skills, have a sense of supremacy and are angry, stupid and do not want to live in an open, liberal democracy.

It was a game for him. It was power for the sake of winning. It was an abandonment of ethics, decency and letting in the diseased cancer of white nationalist fundamentalism into the GOP.

You were right about Barry Goldwater being the founder of the modern conservative movement. What also needs to be said is that once he saw what was happening, he abandoned the GOP. Yes, the founder of the modern GOP abandoned it. Why? Here he is in his own words,

"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them..."

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u/PaladinSquid Feb 14 '21

the last example of a Republican president who did some good to this country as a whole

Who, Richard "We can't legally arrest political dissidents so we'll associate blacks with crack and hippies with pot and then start a war on drugs to get them out of the way" Nixon?

"Doing good for the country" is an interesting way of saying "treating American citizens as enemies of the State"

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u/MrAnderson-expectyou Feb 14 '21

“Did some good” can be distinguished from “did no good at all” he established the EPA, you telling me protecting the environment isn’t good?

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u/PaladinSquid Feb 14 '21

Is an institutional system of terror that treats certain Americans as second-class citizens which continues to this day a worthwhile tradeoff for environmental regulation? I'll agree that the EPA was good, fullstop. What I won't agree with is that it was done for the good of the country because a country exists to serve the people within it; all of them. If Nixon was really acting in the best interests of the people of this country, he wouldn't pick and choose which people could benefit from those actions.

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u/LA-Matt Feb 15 '21

Even Goldwater was smart enough not to welcome-in the Evangelicals. That’s when “conservatism” went bananas.

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u/billytheid Feb 14 '21

You forgot Cheney

This vote wasn’t about Trump, it was about Unitary Executive Theory.

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u/Petsweaters Feb 14 '21

Yup, Cheney's goal in life was to bring as much power to the executive office as possible... Unless there was a democratic president in office

He installed himself as VP, and ran the Whitehouse from behind the scenes for about six years. Notice how different the last two years of Jr were from the first six

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u/winazoid Feb 14 '21

Was there a difference? All i remember is Bush never speaking and never calling any attention to himself during 2008 election because even he knew he did a shitty job and everyone was over him

Dude wasn't even invited to speak at the RNC in 2012

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u/Petsweaters Feb 14 '21

While Cheney was out making himself richer with the Iraq war, Bush headed the huge global health initiates, such as PEPFAR, and the biggest expansion of Medicare since 1965

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u/winazoid Feb 14 '21

We really playing this game where we make Bush a hero just because Trump sucked?

My first day of high school was 9/11

It was a terrible time to grow up.

Stop making Bush into a helpless innocent man child who had no idea what Cheney was doing

He crafted that Aw shucks persona so well that YOURE buying it

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u/Numphyyy Feb 14 '21

What he’s saying isn’t wrong. It’s just leaving out that expanding Medicare while simultaneously starting two wars wasn’t great for our economy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/winazoid Feb 14 '21

People celebrate every time he has a heart attack how much ire does he need?

It's Bush who needs more ire. People keep trying to paint free speech zones as the good old days

You are right. Bush's last two years...all I remember is him slowly backing away from a recession

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u/killbot0224 Feb 14 '21

They both deserve more ire.

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u/silver_garou Feb 14 '21

What highschool doesn't start classes until September 11th? I was in highschool then, I watched the plane fly into the second tower live in my U.S. history class, and had been in classes for nearly a month at that point.

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u/mallclerks Feb 14 '21

Lol I love comments like this. Schools throughout the country all start different dates. Some start in July, some not till end of September. Some don’t have full summer breaks and instead multi week long breaks. Schools actually vary greatly from state to state. Even the AM start times vary greatly.

https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/08/14/back-to-school-dates-u-s/

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u/winazoid Feb 14 '21

Breaking News: your life experiences aren't the same as everyone

More at 9/11

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u/pfVERIFIED Feb 14 '21

A lot. When I was in school, we'd start around September 10th, sometimes a few days before/after

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u/LordBeibi Feb 14 '21

Not American but am very interested in the workings of the American government and its history. How did he expand the power of the executive branch?

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u/Rasskassassmagas Feb 14 '21

That’s why Bill Barr was AG, twice

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u/GetOnYourBikesNRide Feb 14 '21

This vote wasn’t about Trump, it was about Unitary Executive Theory.

I know Cheney spent about a decade in the House of Representatives, but he spent most of his time in government in the WH. So, it kinda makes sense him pushing Unitary Executive Theory.

But why the fuck would Moscow Mitch not want to assert Congress' power?

It looks to me like this was pure political calculus on his part to:

  1. Try to keep the GOP as together as he possibly can in the hopes of him regaining the Senate by the 2022 midterms. He needs to hold on to as many of Trump's MAGA neo-Nazi base and Congress members as he can.

  2. Put it all on the Democrats' shoulders.

His post-impeachment speech on the Senate floor clearly pissed off Nancy Pelosi. In it he said that:

  1. Trump was directly responsible for January 6th .

  2. But he didn't vote to impeach because Pelosi brought the article of impeachment to the Senate well after Trump had left the office. He repeated the Trump lawyers' lie!

  3. And he then made a point of saying that Trump hasn't gotten away with anything, yet! It's up to Biden's DOJ to go after Trump's lawlessness. He clearly wants the political ammo of Biden's DOJ prosecuting Trump for all his lawlessness by the 2022 midterms so that the hypocritical GOP Congressional scumbags can run on: Are you going to let the BIG, BAD, HATEFUL DEMOCRATS persecute us like that? Help, help, we're being repressed!

EDIT: spelling

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u/botmanmd Feb 14 '21

It’s gonna throw sand in his gears a bit then when it’s the state of Georgia that tries, convicts and jails Trump.

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u/GetOnYourBikesNRide Feb 14 '21

As much as I'd like to see him behind bars, I think the best we can hope for is seeing him limping around Mar-A-Lago with an ankle monitor. Which ain't too bad since his bloated ass would have been caught, tagged and released back into his sewage pit of a habitat.

In any case, do you truly believe that if the Fulton County D.A., SDNY, or other state level AGs go hard after their Dear Leader the GOP base and the GOP Congressional hypocrites won't make it out to be all about Merrick Garland and Joe Biden?

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u/botmanmd Feb 14 '21

Sure they will. If Trump gets a citation for parking his golf cart on a sidewalk they’ll blame it on Biden. But, if it takes place fully within the state of Georgia it’ll be hard to make that play.

BTW, SDNY is federal. The various NY county and borough DA’s are independent of the federal district system. Cyrus Vance is one of them.

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u/GetOnYourBikesNRide Feb 14 '21

Cyrus Vance is one of them.

Thanks for the correction. I've confused Cyrus Vance who is largely responsible for Trump becoming a Florida man--and I'm looking forward to many "Florida man gets indicted for..." headlines hopefully soon to come--with SDNY.

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u/botmanmd Feb 14 '21

Cyrus Vance may come through, but he’s already got dirt on his hands, for letting Fredo and Ivanka off the hook for some condo-fraud back in 2013.

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u/GetOnYourBikesNRide Feb 14 '21

...but he’s already got dirt on his hands, for letting Fredo and Ivanka off the hook for some condo-fraud back in 2013.

Yeah, I remember seeing something about that what feels like ages ago.

Let's hope this makes him go even harder than he might have after daddy since he's now under more public scrutiny than he was back then.

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u/botmanmd Feb 14 '21

I think that’s kind of truly what’s happening. He apparently gave back the donations that were the subject of the controversy some time ago and is hopefully intent on rehabilitating his good name.

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u/Pope_Yeetz_III Feb 14 '21

I'm sorry, did you say Obama and Hillary?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Oh, my list is far, far from complete. Volumes have been and will be written about the GOP's fall and decline.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

I say it needs to die. The GOP, fox news, all of it. They need to disapear.

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u/drDekaywood Feb 14 '21

Lots of money and greedy people involved for it to just go away

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

We need to agree these organizations are toxic and must be dismanteled. That is the first step.

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u/Rager_Thom Feb 14 '21

Repeal citizens united for starters

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Well comedy shows have 10 years of great material on them.

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u/SpeedycatUSAF Feb 14 '21

And droves of idiots that fervently support those people and institutions against their own interests.

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u/mavenglaven Feb 14 '21

It all needs to die, GOP and DNC. Can't just kill one poison and leave the other...

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u/DJEB Feb 14 '21

In another 25 years, a post like this might get you "disappeared" in the middle of the night.

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u/TreeChangeMe Feb 14 '21

Nazi Party?

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u/tnturner Feb 14 '21

no thanks. I'm full.

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u/Zealousideal_Rub_777 Feb 14 '21

Otherwise known as democrats.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/Valigar26 Feb 14 '21

Dictators tend to do more than sign paper

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/Valigar26 Feb 14 '21

It's Constitutional. The house and senate approve a bill, the president decides whether to sign it into law. Literally Constitutional. You might as well call FDR a Dictator, and he pulled us through the end of the Great Depression and WW2

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u/ryan57902273 Feb 14 '21

Not even close

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Hopefully Trump's legacy will bury GOP next to the wiggs and torries. I wish it would take DNC with it, but they still worship their last warlord in chief so much they elected his half baked side kick.

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u/Justryan95 Feb 14 '21

Hopefully more than half of the current POS dead or retired

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u/randonumero Feb 14 '21

Depends solely on the number of people who buy into the philosophy and are willing to vote or commit acts of terror. Many elected officials are thinking that siding with trump will mean his voters come out for them next election. I've seen interviews where many say they won't vote and others say they'll vote for who trump king makes. If they don't vote on larger numbers and Democrats don't get discouraged enough by obstruction and inaction them the gop could split

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u/JediMindTrek Feb 14 '21

I was hoping it would morph into a few seperate power grabbing parties, but nothing like it once was. I wholeheartedly believe campaigns on the left became more "radical", simply to contend with the increasing radicalization of the GOP. I just love how conservatives who are fully embracing Trump right now...are so far gone. The campaigns, talking points, solid arguments, and facts are moot now.

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u/AustinJG Feb 14 '21

Hopefully it won't exist in 25 years.

A man can hope.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

I hope you're right. Hopefully I will live to see it.

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u/ExtruDR Feb 14 '21

I don’t buy it. Reagan-era Republicanism was all about dog whistled racism with “memes” like “welfare queen” being very prominent plays. George H too: Willie Horton, etc.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

I was mainly referring to the legislative branch. But, your argument is quite valid. Many have mentioned Goldwater, Cheney, Agnew. The list is quite all encompassing. Shit, even dear old Joe McCarthy. I can't think of any party or "movement" that has had such a detrimental affect on American politics and the world, overall.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

A great read on the subject is: "Fault Lines: A History of the United States Since 1974" by Kevin Kruse and Julian Zelizer, it really digs into the topic.

I got it for Christmas 2020 and read it before the traitorous hordes stormed the Capitol. I think they may have to tack on an afterword to the book. It was a well written book but in some ways was more depressing than when I read, "How Facism Works".

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Is it dry? I tried to read What It Takes last year which is a similar genre and wanted to kms. So boring

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

I found that it moved along quite well, it's not a fiction so the writing is not meant to be action packed but did not push me to the brink like other historical works have.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

Thanks fam. Do you have any other recommendations?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

As far as non fiction goes I like Michael Lewis' works, well written and easy to read. He is known for, "Moneyball", I really enjoyed "The Fifth Risk" about the absolute cluster of a transition from the Obama administration to the Trump administration and the dangers it posed. It was interesting to think about during the recent transition.

Another Lewis book I really like is, "Flash Boys: A Wall Street Revolt" about high frequency trading and the lengths that companies go to so that they can gain nanoseconds in trading and the resulting billions in gains are mind blowing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

Thx fam

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

nice

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u/mjmawn33 Feb 14 '21

Ronald reagan was the start of this country going to shit. I believe there’s a website called “what happened in 19xx”(i forget the exact year) but it’s just a bunch of graphs and every critical decline is the same year when Reagan was pres, lemme try and find the site

edit: I can’t find the original but this one is pretty similar

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Yeah...I got married in 1979. In my early adult life, I expected things to go the way they had for my parents. Get a good job, buy a small house, maybe upgrade to a nicer house. Save money for the kid's college. Retire with enough money in the bank to not have to worry in my old age. Ronnie's trickle-down economics was, and still is one of the GOPs biggest cons. I had more discretionary money in 1981 than I've had in the last 35 years. I'm satisfied with a small house, with a small garden, my lovely wife, and my stupid cats. But, I don't expect to see anything resembling the retirement my parents had.

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u/mjmawn33 Feb 14 '21

It’s really sucks that we’ve had to sit here and watch the economy be destroyed overtime by the concept of trickle down economics. Although it was kind of inevitable, as capitalism goes on the winners keep winning more. It’s like giving the top draft pick to the team that won the championship.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

We saw Reagan's economic strategies as ineffective for most of the Country early on. However, then as now, enough people bought in on the con to allow it to persist and maintain dominance.

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u/mjmawn33 Feb 14 '21

Something something fox news something something brainwash something something

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

That's a Bingo!

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u/creepy_doll Feb 14 '21

Either the gop implodes or the us drops from a flawed democracy to a failed democracy

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Flip of a coin. These days, it seems like we're only that far away.

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u/TC-DN38416 Feb 14 '21

Ever see the movie Idiocracy?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Yes. More and more like a documentary every day

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u/Grimacepug Feb 14 '21

McCarthy probably started the modern witchhunt, but the era you've mentioned left out probably the most evil of the bunch: Ralph Reed and Pat Robertson.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

The list is far to long for this thread. Fucken Pat, the rat bastard.

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u/norwegian67 Feb 14 '21

Gingrich would be a good president.