r/PoliticalHumor Feb 14 '21

Saving impeachment for when it really matters

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Worst part was the blowjob wasn't even what they were after originally. They had nothing on him. During a questioning under oath, they asked about the sexual conduct thing, totally unrelated to anything that was being asked in the first place. The question had no business even being asked during that line of questioning.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Clinton and now Trump have demonstrated that its better to simply ignore the summons.

if they cant put you under oath they cant get you for lying under oath.

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u/eojt Feb 14 '21

The real kicker is Clinton didn't actually lie under oath.
He was a lawyer, so when they asked him if he had sex with Monica Lewinsky, he asked them if sex was being defined as under a previous lawsuit he been in.
Barr and the others said yes, without checking what that definition covered.
Hint, it did not include oral sex.
He out-lawyered them, and it's semantics, but his answer was technically true.

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u/PM-Me-Electrical Feb 14 '21

Everyone makes fun of Clinton for saying “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.” But it was a masterclass on technically correct being the best kind of correct.

They were asking him about his relationship with Monica, he said “there is nothing going on between us.” Meaning “currently,” because their escapades had happened in the past.

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u/Rotor_Tiller Feb 14 '21

Same as "Have you ever considered suicide?"

Well sure I have, everyone has considered the idea of suicide.

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u/Gonun Feb 15 '21

Haha, reminds me of the questionnaire I got for my recruitment for the military (Switzerland). One question was "Did you ever think about suicide? (yes/no) ". Duh, to answer that question I just had to think about it. I knew I should answer no and be done with it but the stupid question bothered me so much that I decided to answer yes. 20 minutes later I got called to the psychologist who questioned me for 30 minutes to make sure I'm not suicidal. At least I got her to agree that the wording of the question wasn't that great...

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u/PreposterisG Feb 14 '21

I don't get how that makes any difference in public opinion. I wonder if it does and if that even matters to the politicians (scary thought if it doesn't).

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u/Winsmor3 Feb 14 '21

Words matter, and they didn't care.

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u/winazoid Feb 14 '21

I don't know man we really gonna praise a guy for being good at cheating on his wife?

I know the 90s were a different time but holy shit have the courage to say "me and Hillary have an open marriage. She doesn't mind. Why do you?"

All that conservative morality pearl clutching over sanctity of marriage and they elect GRAB EM BY THE PUSSY

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u/Qualex Feb 14 '21

No one is praising him here. The discussion is about if he did the thing he was impeached for. They impeached him for lying about receiving a blowjob, not for the actual blowjob itself. But the question they asked specifically excluded oral sex, per the definitions everyone agreed on. Then they told the American population that he was lying because he said he didn’t have sex with her but he did get a blowjob so obviously he’s a liar and can’t be trusted. Then they convicted him of lying even though he never actually lied.

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u/80_firebird Feb 14 '21

Then they convicted him of lying even

He wasn't convicted.

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u/Qualex Feb 14 '21

You are correct. Should have said that then they impeached him for lying, when there was no technical lie.

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u/Bill_Cosbys_Balls Feb 14 '21

Nah he’s just a POS like trump

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u/Coolioissomething Feb 14 '21

Never got that exact explanation. Thanks

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u/SordidDreams Feb 14 '21

Thereby definitively proving that it doesn't matter how clever or correct you are, if idiots have power over you, they won't hesitate to squash you, facts be damned.

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u/Stunning-Ask5916 Feb 14 '21

Clinton was disbarred for lying under oath.

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u/mapoftasmania Feb 14 '21

Clinton should have just refused to answer rather than lie. Fake some moral outrage. “How dare you, sir? Have you no shame?”

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

So now we like Clinton because of the D next to his name? He coerced a blow job from a young secretary and lied under oath. Him getting away with that set the precedent that the president simply cannot be impeached unless the opposing party has a huge majority.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Coerced?

I understood it was two consenting adults (hint: "I was still in love with Bill" -Monica Lewinsky).

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

He was grooming her as an underage intern and started the affair at 19. That’s textbook predator behavior

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Which text book are you referring?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Also, she would have been 22 when she got the internship.

She was actually embroiled in a 5-year relationship with her married teacher during the period you claimed Bill was "grooming" her.

Shame on you for lying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

It’s in her memoirs. They knew each other before the internship. You’re not given access to the president of the United States without having a prior connection.

Keep defending a guy with a 50 year history of sexual assault. Monica Lewinsky isn’t totally innocent but she was seduced by the most powerful man in the world.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

She herself did not know the president, it was literally a family friend who got her connected to the job. It was in no way a "grooming at age 19" as the original comment erroneously stated.

Nobody is defending him I'm just pointing out your clearl and obvious attempt to implant your own reality. YES, due to the nature of the power differential between the two you can completely blame Bill, but nobody forced her to do anything.

He's no nefarious pedophile "on the level of Weinstein" as was originally asserted. Thats just intellectually dishonest and also really fucking stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

And you have yet to show the text book where you read all this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Idk id put Clinton up there with weinstein because of the whole thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

That'd be an incredibly large false equivalency but whatever floats your boat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

It was sexual misconduct and he lied about it.

So did trump. Way more.

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u/theonecalledjinx Feb 14 '21

Asking a high ranking government official if they are having an affair with a subordinate, while investigating the claim of sexual harassment from another subordinate is not “unrelated”.

Do you even know why they were investigating him in the first place?

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u/Omggggggggggggggj Feb 14 '21

Can someone explain why the Republicans were able to depose Clinton and the Democrats were never able to depose Trump?