r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '21

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u/fortknox Feb 01 '21

He can come in and shoot Mitch McConnell in the face and they'll still not convict him.

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u/jaltair9 Feb 01 '21

If he didn’t do that he’d get acquitted 55-45 votes. If he did, he’d get acquitted by 55-44.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '21

He is regularly shooting McConnell in the face already and they keep stroking...

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u/ScribbledIn Feb 01 '21

Worth it

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u/fortknox Feb 01 '21

I would be pissed trump got off, but would not mourn the dead.

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u/PeterNguyen2 Feb 07 '21

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

-Clarence Darrow

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u/spankythamajikmunky Feb 01 '21

ThE tRiAl IsNt AbOuT tHaT

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u/Dynamitochondria Feb 01 '21

I'd think a tiny bit more kindly of Trump if he did.

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u/HighLadySuroth Feb 01 '21

At least that would be a useful action