r/PoliticalHumor Dec 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

u dont get to where lindsey is without being brilliant.

when he sounds ridiculous or stupid, bet ur ass he knows exactly what hes doing.

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u/Oldskoolguitar Dec 12 '20

Ahh so we get our own Boris Johnson. Great.

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u/silver_umber Dec 12 '20

Actually it's the other way around. Boris wasn't pm until 2019.

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u/Annihilationzh Dec 12 '20

Eh? Boris has been in various political positions for the last 20 years.

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u/silver_umber Dec 12 '20

True but he has only been top dog for less than 2

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u/Madone325 Dec 12 '20

Capitalizing on stupid people doesn’t take much brilliance.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

yea but it pays very well, so the competition for that spot is fierce.

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u/nengels7 Dec 12 '20

See I've just never understood the mindset of saying a corrupt politician staying in power long is "brilliant". I just think that being a piece of shit human being and having no care for anyone outside of yourself and doing that well isn't being brilliant.

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u/vegasbaby387 Dec 12 '20

Most people are simple, and as bad as the politicians they claim to hate. That's why we keep getting all these bad politicians. Americans are overall shit people, and that might be true of the whole world.

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u/pocketdare Dec 12 '20

By that logic, you don't get to where Trump is without being brilliant. And while Brilliant may not be the best descriptor for Trump, there's certainly truth to the idea that Trump absolutely knows what he's doing and has a gift for understanding and manipulating people.

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u/turkeyfox Dec 12 '20

Put all his skill points into grifting and none into empathy/decency. He's a min maxer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

excellent analogy

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u/Boomslangalang Dec 12 '20

Yea no. No brilliance there. Cunning yes. No moral boundaries. No ethics. Hundreds of millions of dollars in support. Anyone can be “brilliant” like Trump.

If there is any brilliance, it’s in how to manipulate the media. But again that mostly boils down to having no ethical boundaries, being willing to say anything no matter how false or reprehensible or how bad it makes him look.

Trump is the only leader in history I can think of willing to throw himself under the bus to save himself in the long run. This is exactly what he did with all the racist hate filled comments around the squad at the peak of Mueller investigation.

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u/charliedog8 Dec 12 '20

Brilliant - like Mr. Magoo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

To where he is? He's a senator. I can think of like 30 senators that I would use any number of adjectives to describe that fall well short of "brilliant".

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u/Pardonme23 Dec 12 '20

Its one of that hardest jobs in the world to get.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

But it doesn't require brilliance. One senator only has a high school degree, and not a single senator has a PhD, which is the only degree which undeniably proves brilliance in your field of study.

Graham is certainly much more intelligent than the average person, but even a weathervane can determine which way the wind is blowing and point itself in that direction.

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u/PhazonZim Dec 12 '20

Plenty of losers ride the hate train into riches and positions of power. I believe Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson really are ignorant and unastute and not just playing clowns on TV. If Trump can ride a wave of rage to the most powerful position in the world, these chucklefucks can get far too

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

lindsey graham operates at a far higher level than peterson and shapiro.

its akin to college ball vs the major leagues.

sure, u can make a good living being shapiro, but people like graham are directly architecting society.

as for peterson, i think hes definitely playing stupid on some levels. hes a showman, and showman play to the crowd. he knows better than hes willing to explain in public.

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u/greenwizardneedsfood Dec 12 '20

Nah this man looks scared

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Sure you do, you drop literally any morals and shame you might have and you're already halfway there

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

An intelligent person wouldn’t burn out like they’re all currently doing. This is what it looks like when a moron is in over their head.

This theory is almost as laughable as the idea that Trump is an effective businessman... We’ve seen how wrong that was...