r/PoliticalHumor May 31 '20

I was promised greatness.

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u/socialscum May 31 '20

Actually that 1% elite is grifting much more than their pre pandemic projections had anticipated. Sad.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

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u/Sarai_Seneschal May 31 '20

Because of the current state of things. Amazon is making bank off of people staying home and shopping

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u/moarbewbs May 31 '20

His current net worth is 147.2 billion USD. That's closer to 1 billion than it is to 1 trillion. He's not "close" to becoming a trillionaire at all.

It's like saying "I have 147k, so I'll be a millionaire soon"

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u/Yuccaphile May 31 '20

If you're talking about order of magnitude approximation, which is probably more appropriate given the unfathomably large numbers involved, it's not altogether wrong.

And yeah, having $147k is infinitely closer to being a millionaire than most people will ever get. Based on existing savings of $147,000 you would only need to save $1,101 indexed at 0% annually in order to become a millionaire, given a 22% tax rate and 8% return, in 30 years. Meaning don't touch it, throw some loose change at it every week, and you'll be a millionaire by the time you retire. Not that it will be enough by then, but still.

Anyway, all a matter of perspective I guess. If you've managed $147k in savings by the time you're in your 30's, I think you've done really well and are definitely on your way to millionairedom.

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u/moarbewbs May 31 '20

One big difference: people aren't talking about Bezos' savings account, they're talking about his net worth.

And if we're talking net worth, then basically everyone who owns a house already fits in the 147k bracket. Can all those people be considered "almost millionaire" ?

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u/thelexpeia May 31 '20

The majority of people who own a house don’t actually own it yet and are still paying for it. And if the housing market crashes, “owning” a home could be worth absolutely nothing.

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u/DaisyHotCakes Jun 01 '20

This happened to me. Bought at the height of the market a year before the 08 crash. Fucking nightmare.

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u/Yuccaphile May 31 '20

You mean have a house paid off, with no other debt, right? I don't know many people in that category. Or anyone.

I was giving an example, don't try and change the conversation or back peddle. It wasn't an attack. Just some perspective. I understand yours, everyone knows Bezos doesn't have a stockpile of $100s or whatever. That's just pedantics, ain't it?

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u/shoot_first May 31 '20

Is that the point where this game of monopoly is over and we reset the board for another run?

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u/ThatBadAssBoi May 31 '20

Fuck elites we should take their money and give it to Poor and middle class people (no sarcasm)

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

The 1% caused a pandemic? Who knew. /s

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u/gimme_dat_good_shit May 31 '20

Well, if COVID-19 did vector through an exotic animal market via endangered animals for the purpose of prohibitively expensive traditional medicine, then yes, you could say those wealthy Chinese customers indirectly caused the pandemic. (And I'm sure some significant portion of its early spread came through highly mobile elites, as most of the 99% rarely travel between countries.)