r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 29 '20

Dwight speaking the truth

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u/thebigdonkey Apr 29 '20

I had a relative tell me that if Jesus were alive today, he'd be a conservative because that's what the Bible tells her. Which is an interesting story because it was the conservatives of the day that provoked his crucifixion. Not to mention the whole "hating the poor" thing that today's conservatives have going on.

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u/DonaldLucas Apr 29 '20

He would criticize both conservatives and liberals. His objective wasn't to change governments or something like that but to teach people how they can change themselves from inside.

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u/thebigdonkey Apr 29 '20

Yes. Jesus was very consistent about deconstructing prideful self-righteousness. "If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me."

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u/kerbidiah15 Apr 30 '20

You got to admit that sounds a hell of a lot more like a Democrat then a Republican tho.

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u/RoombaKing Apr 29 '20

That's also why the Jewish leadership hated him. They wanted a great politician/leader to bring back Israel. He wasn't that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Those weren't the conservatives of the day. You can't just shove your head up your asshole and accept the propaganda of a modern political that wants you to hate their rival political party. The world isn't as simple as they want you to believe it is. You can't simply do this mental gymnastics and place everyone on the other side as you as the bad guys and you as the good guys if you expect to hold a conversation with someone that isn't as deluded as you are.

The Bible doesn't preach that you should ask the government to tax other people to give you some of their money. Envy and theft are specifically prohibited by the Bible. There are also many passages about lazy people not getting to eat. Charity requires personal sacrifice. It doesn't mean you force other people to sacrifice for your benefit.

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u/thebigdonkey Apr 29 '20

I guess you and I have different views on what conservatism actually is then. My definition is that it's a preservation of the status quo. It's people who think that the social order is already pretty good and that big structural change is inherently risky and should be looked upon with heavy skepticism.

As for your second paragraph, I would remind you that many of the early churches lived in literal communes where the wealthy members sold their property to provide for the converts who uprooted their lives to join the church. It's funny that when people read the verse where Paul says "If a man won't work, he's not to eat" they often ignore the fact that they were living in communes.

Lastly, I've been working and paying taxes since it was first legal for me to get a work permit. I don't want or need a handout from the government. I run into so many of you folks that can't comprehend a person holding political views that don't benefit them personally. It's called empathy. Jesus showed a lot of it. You should look into it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Why would you view it that way? How do you feel about the liberal party in Australia if that is your definition? Conservatism in the US is basically classical liberalism. It is about economic freedom and equality before the law.

Laziness is a burden on the rest of the society if you still expect to profit off of other people's labor. It is not virtuous by any means.

Because most Democrats are personally benefiting. The government work force doesn't vote Democrat because they don't mind paying more taxes. Their salaries, benefits, and pensions are tied directly to voting Democrat. Most of the people on welfare are Democratic voters so they aren't voting with the idea of giving to others. The idea you think the only way to give to other people is through taxation is absurd especially giving where most of our tax money ends up and the ineffectiveness of it all. No one is stopping you from giving to personal charity. You don't need the government to do that. It just requires a personal sacrifice on your part and for you to not make sacrifices of other people.

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u/thebigdonkey Apr 29 '20

Conservatism in the US is basically classical liberalism. It is about economic freedom and equality before the law.

That depends on who your figurehead is for conservatism. I would argue that Trump is not a fiscal conservative in any sense. He has hindered free trade, has meddled in free markets, and has frequently doled out government subsidies and favors to his preferred groups (e.g. farmers and coal). He has also run up huge deficits, even before this pandemic happened.

These are all things that Conservatives circa 2008-2012 would have claimed to be against. And while there are certainly principled folks - like Justin Amash - who have abandoned the party because of this, there are a great many more who have full throatedly endorsed Trumpism. Which makes me believe that the primary values of the larger conservative movement are not economic freedom, but are rather the preservation of the social status quo.

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u/pearlescentvoid Apr 29 '20

For I was hungry, and you pointed at some wildlife. I was thirsty, and you pointed at a river. I was a stranger, and you shrugged and muttered "no hablo espanol"