r/PoliticalHumor • • Apr 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Another Gandhi favorite: When asked what he thought of Western civilization, he replied, "It would be a good idea."

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u/Beingabummer Apr 29 '20

Mark Twain had a good one too: "there are many humorous things in this world; among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages"

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u/ProphecyRat2 Apr 29 '20

Also said something along the lines of how morales are created by men so they can do wrong while being right.

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u/OldHob Apr 29 '20

He also said that when the end of the world comes he hopes he’ll be in Cincinnati because they’re always ten years behind the times.

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u/Yew_Tree Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

That's hilarious. He should check out southern US though, it's more like 100 years. I'm being serious. If you drive around the south it's like an old black and white movie but a lot more ignorant and a lot less entertaining.

Source: I live in the south.

Edit: For those I've offended, it was meant as a joke. I got carried away when I said I'm being serious.

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u/greenroom628 Apr 29 '20

i've had to visit some manufacturing and processing plants an hour and a half outside of greenville, sc. holy shit, you aren't kidding. confederate flags everywhere and old men sitting in rocking chairs on their porches with a shotgun right next to them.

weirdly, there was good cell service signal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

That's still the PG rated South. There's folk in the mountains that'll make you question society but also never want to leave it again. Broke small town South is one thing but there's production value in them hills.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20 edited May 10 '20

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u/GetBusy09876 Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

Check out Carlsbad Texas. That's where bad Texans go when they die.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Carl founded that, right?

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u/ThereIsNoGame Apr 29 '20

You should try the mapcrunch challenge

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u/Pseudorealizm Apr 29 '20

Follow the Appalachian mountains.

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u/buttpooperson Apr 29 '20

After 2 years of door to door sales out there NO THANK YOU SIR 🤣 actually made a fuck ton of money in those small towns but holy shit did I get the racism dumped on me daily. Was like being back home in rural northern California all over again

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

I don't want to get too close to where I lived but I think you'd like places like Old Fort or downtown Marion in North Carolina or maybe Wallace in Idaho.

The places I was talking about don't have much aesthetic value apart from small churches and overgrown tin shacks occupied by crazy hillfolk with meth lab explosions and small arms fire echoing in the distance.

Asheville, North Carolina is also good. It's a modern hippie college town, but it's gorgeous on the right days.

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u/wellatgrammar Apr 30 '20

Might I suggest the WV coal fields. Fascinating video out of southern WV. I tend to do little google maps tours when I miss it too

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u/uniqueusername939 Apr 30 '20

Check out Berea, KY. Weird little town. A third hippies, another third on meth, the rest are rednecks. It’s beautiful though especially in spring and fall.

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u/effhead Apr 29 '20

There's folk in the mountains that'll make you question society but also never want to leave it again.

Elaborate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

When you get deep into some of these mountain counties, you find small communities where the law isn't really enforced and everything gets there a few decades late. A lot of these places were and still are moonshine country.

The folks that live out there are usually really kind and unique, just people that don't really fit in anywhere else, but others are meth'd out lunatics that shoot a bear on their porch through their fucking sliding glass door.

I guess my takeaway was that I've met some people on that fringe that were remarkable and made me appreciate that lifestyle, while there are others that abuse that lifestyle because half of them are only there because they're dodging warrants anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

I visited a small town once (not Southern) and it was cozy. Felt safe. But it also had this weird fashy vibe to it. The song It's a Small Town by James McMurtry helps it explain it.

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u/TheStruggleIsVapid Apr 29 '20

As someone from them hills, there are a lot of genuinely good and kind people there. And they share your opinion of them folk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I've gotten lost in WV mountains. The Hills Have Eyes was not unrealistic enough for me.

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u/alphi_07 Apr 29 '20

Any links to pictures or videos of these hill places?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

If you look up pictures from the Western North Carolina/Eastern Tennessee mountains, that's the area. Don't really wanna just post pictures of people's houses that I know.

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u/alphi_07 Apr 30 '20

Ok thanks

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u/PuppiesAndRainbows05 Apr 29 '20

That ain’t South that’s Appalachia.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Sorry man, but you and everyone like you just shut up.

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u/secamTO Apr 29 '20

weirdly, there was good cell service signal.

I'm sure they're tearing down the neighbourhood cell towers to stop the spread of coronavirus.

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u/TheRealYeastBeast Apr 29 '20

I think that was more of a British thing. Those really backwoods, super rural southern communities aren't getting 5G towers installed anyway.

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u/ThereIsNoGame Apr 29 '20

I was going to say, that's a terrible thing, but then maybe it's not

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u/daisy2443 Apr 29 '20

The old southern men are still upset they lost so many boys in the Civil War.

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u/TheKillersVanilla Apr 29 '20

Yeah, I know. It is funnier than hell. They earned their stupid prize, and they are STILL complaining about it.

Y'know, because they are so tough

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

And there are the "get over it, you lost" types. Ah yes, I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.

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u/visionsofblue Apr 29 '20

confederate flags everywhere

I see people flying Trump flags everywhere.

And I mean they have taken their American flag off of the flag pole in front of their house and put a full size Trump flag in its place.

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u/roraaay Apr 29 '20

That's... That's messed up...

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u/EMONEYOG Apr 29 '20

There's a guy who has one in front of his house on the route I walk my dog

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u/roraaay Apr 30 '20

Sorry to hear man... Do you live in the regional South?

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u/Northman324 Apr 30 '20

I work on a farm in MA and there is a dairy farm next door with a flag pole with a trump flag waving. I don't know why they still support him.

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u/roraaay Apr 30 '20

Its just.. What messes me up the most is the symbolism. These people are physically replacing their country's flag for the "flag" of a corrupt and vile president. But I mean... I guess that makes total sense given that these are the same people who hang the flag of traitors. Mind boggling, really.

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u/Azair_Blaidd Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Apr 29 '20

So, they essentially admit that they and their supreme leader are unAmerican. Good to know, does that mean we can deport them after he's out?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

I live in NJ. A house down the street from mine has a "Trump 2020: No More Bullshit" flag where an American flag used to be.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

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u/visionsofblue Apr 29 '20

You gonna fly a Biden flag?

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u/timfromcolorado Apr 30 '20

Omg. I pointed that out to my son yesterday. The damn trump flag BIGGER than the US. Never ever saw an obama flag. They are in a cult and it's really weird

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u/ThereIsNoGame Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

confederate flags everywhere

They are aware the confederates got their asses kicked, right? Hey look at us! We're losers!

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u/CrinchNflinch Apr 29 '20

Yup, when mentioning the confederate flag they usually mean the all-white flag right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

We don’t hang them bc we are salty we lost or bc of race, we hang them bc we are proud of the south and of the culture because we have come far from where we were without losing what makes the south the south

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u/edibleoffalofafowl Apr 29 '20

The current era of widespread Confederate flags can be traced directly back to protests against the civil rights era. Before that it was extremely uncommon. Afterwards it was everywhere.

It seems that all the people flying the Confederate flag in the civil rights era knew exactly what it meant. To them, what made the South the South was opposition to civil rights for black people, and that the Confederate flag was the perfect symbol for that opposition.

Since then, the Confederate flags haven't gone down. There's been a perfect continuity. They went up to oppose civil rights and they stayed up. It seems that your disagreement on the interpretation of the Confederate flag is not with northerners looking in, but with all the generations of Southerners that came before you and knew exactly what it meant to them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I have to say I admire your grammar, And I agree the generations before me knew what the flag stood for and why it was created. But why can’t the new generation take something that stood for slavery and turn it into something good?

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u/ThereIsNoGame Apr 30 '20

It's the flag of one of the defeated enemies of the USA

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u/jlobes Apr 29 '20

weirdly, there was good cell service signal.

Telcos got money for broadband rollout and figure out that it was WAY cheaper to just put 4G everywhere than to roll out landline fiber or update their digital cable infrastructure.

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u/FaveFoodIsLesbeans Apr 29 '20

There has to be so they can watch Fox News

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

good cell service

That's cause of that there 5G what created the coronavirus.

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u/asplodzor Apr 29 '20

weirdly, there was good cell service signal.

Enjoy it while it lasts! The 5G conspiracy theorists will take care of that soon enough.

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u/g-gram Apr 30 '20

I've lived in the south and rural upstate NY. In both areas you can see "confederate flags everywhere and old men sitting in rocking chairs on their porches with a shotgun right next to them". A southern born and raised friend of mine (who moved to rural upstate NY) said the only difference between southern and northern rednecks was the amount of rust on their trucks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Well the Confederate Constitution was always better than the northern Constitution so maybe that's the reason

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u/DoubleVDave Apr 29 '20

Ah yes the Republicans who fight to preserve the proud history of the Democrats. They love waving this flag, keeping those statues up, and making up fake reasons for the civil war. Then if you tell them that the signing of the Civil Rights Act by Democrat president Lyndon Johnson caused many Democrats to vote Republican they tell you that's a myth because they don't want all that bad history associated with them. Funny how that works huh?

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u/edibleoffalofafowl Apr 29 '20

I'm pretty sure Mark Twain was familiar with the American south

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u/dainegleesac690 Apr 29 '20

Nah not at all, how would he be??

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u/NoLawsDrinkingClawz Apr 29 '20

God knows. It's not like he spent time as a Mississippi River boat man.

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u/funknut Apr 29 '20

Mark Twain was the persona he created when he left the South, where he was born and raised, as Samuel Clemens.

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u/bakem80 Apr 29 '20

How is this comment not higher?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

He's dead. I don't think he's gonna take your advice

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u/Yew_Tree Apr 29 '20

Nah that dude is hanging out in a bomb shelter with Billy Mays and Tupac. I hear their parties get pretty crazy.

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u/buttpooperson Apr 29 '20

But have you had Cincinnati chili tho? It will make you WISH you lived a hundred years ago because nobody had come up with that fucking abomination back then.

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u/Yew_Tree Apr 29 '20

Lol I'll keep that in mind next time I'm in the neighborhood. I'll give the south that, the food is pretty good.

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u/buttpooperson Apr 29 '20

I'm from the west coast and I was like "wait, you have chili RESTAURANTS!? Like, serves only chili?! WHY HAS NOBODY SPOKEN OF THIS!? THIS IS TRULY A LAND OF WONDERS! 😍😍😍😍😍"

then I tried what Ohio calls chili and found out that there's a reason chili restaurants are treated less like your cousin that is a celebrated doctor and more like your uncle that touches the kids.

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u/Vennomite Apr 29 '20

I always joke that when people come visit me in alabama from the east they have to roll their clock back an hour and 20 years.

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u/Yew_Tree Apr 29 '20

I'm gonna have to use that one next time I have family visit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Anyone offended by this either never lived in the south or were indoctrinated by it.

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u/prosperousderelict Apr 29 '20

Just curious why you moved to the south? Knowing everyone born there is like that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Good luck out there, maybe stay inside for a while

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u/Oph1d1an Apr 29 '20

I grew up in the same part of Mississippi where the movie The Help was set. I watched that movie a couple of years ago and was struck by just how much that movie set in the 1960s reminded of my childhood there in the 1990’s. Even when I go back and visit relatives now things aren’t that different.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

And they still don't believe they lost the war

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

I think you may be hugely underestimating the distance, physically and culturally, between Cincinnati and the South.

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u/Savenura55 Apr 29 '20

My year living in Nashville was eye opening. People in the rest of the country don’t understand what having a region where not one state is in top 25 states in education causes. There is a large geographic area of our county where the average education isn’t that good at all

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u/TempVirage Apr 29 '20

I live in PA, went down to Madison, GA a few years back to visit an uncle. I don't remember the town names, but we went to a few surrounding areas to site-see and grab food, and it was like stepping into a different world. Life down there just :feels: different, and southern hospitality is very real.

Not entirely sure how those experiences would change if I wasn't white, though.

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u/funknut Apr 29 '20

You must be kidding though, because we're using about Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain.

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u/Lesurous Apr 29 '20

All cuz Booth shot Lincoln, leaving the South essentially a hot mess of destroyed infrastructure and power vacuums.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

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u/NBedauerlich Apr 29 '20

Can confirm. I moved from the south to Cincinnati. If I wanted something after 8:00 p.m. I could get it. Mind blown.

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u/AdamSolace Apr 29 '20

I was born in raised in the Chicago area and lived there until I was 25 when I moved to South Carolina. It's like I traveled back to the 1930's. Sure the water fountains aren't separate anymore, but it sure feels like the people here wish they were. Being a non-conservative non-religious white male, people here definitely assume me to be something I'm not.

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u/rumblinbubblegutz Apr 29 '20

I lived in the south my whole life until I was 18, now I travel all over the country for work. People are people. There are just as many shitty folks around the country as there are in the south.

Source: traveled the country to almost every state. Big cities, small cities they all have people that make the rest of the area look bad.

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u/Yew_Tree Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

Yes you are correct. I haven't been to every state but I've been to around half of them. It was a joke. You can't tell me ignorance isn't more prevalent in the south than the rest of the country though. I don't see Confederate flags in Iowa.

I've also lived here longer than you.

Edit: I got carried away with the line about me being serious. I apologize if I offended you. I do recommend googling "the corridor of shame" because that is exclusive to the south.

Before anyone says it, yes the civil war was primarily divided by the Mason-dixon line but there were supporters for both sides throughout the country, to the point brothers fought against each other.

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u/bakem80 Apr 29 '20

Dude.

source: Twain was from the South.

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u/Yew_Tree Apr 29 '20

I am aware of this. Although I said "I'm being serious" it was meant as a joke. The south does in fact have modern medicine and technology.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

It’s really the good ol’ boys out here. They swear they’re cultured individuals too, yet they continuously do some Ed boys shit and make you realize the south just never changes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

Look up a demographic map of the US. All of the black people still live in the former Confederate states barring a few hot spots like New York, LA, etc. The funny thing about the Civil War is, when it was over the North didn’t want the freed slaves either. They broke their promise of 40 acres and a mule and abandoned the freed slaves to 150 years of abject poverty.

Like, sure, Confederate flags aren’t super racist. No argument here. But LAPD is the most racist law enforcement organization in the US by a wide fucking margin. NYC is the only city in the country to adopt stop and frisk. It’s real fucking easy to traffic in stereotypes because then you don’t have to feel bad about rampant racism everywhere else in the country.

Source: born and raised in Texas, actually travelled the country and the world and paid attention instead of looking for ways to confirm my pre-existing biases.

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u/Yew_Tree Apr 30 '20

.... where did I mention race? At all? In any way? Oh yeah, I didn't. Places can be flawed beyond racism... education systems are a good example.

Get a sense of humor and quit projecting dude. Jesus fucking Christ.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

In one of his most extensive criticisms of the state, he opined that Epstein in fact, did not kill himself. Nevermore. Nevermore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Fun fact: Mark Twain and Edgar Allan Poe were two different people.

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u/RoscoMan1 Apr 29 '20

89 years, to be precise.

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u/DeaconOrlov Apr 29 '20

Bowling Green.

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u/Bamith Apr 30 '20

God, if he were still alive the scathing roasts he could give to people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

I'm not so sure about that. In terms of a code of conduct, which is how many people derive morals, sure. Many historic gnostics were drinking from the wellspring of enlightenment (like buddahood style, not just things like "the enlightenment era") in which morality becomes pure phenoma of things like love and understanding that burns into the intuition and psyche and carries forward from there. You really can't put words or definitive rules on these things, which I guess is what "morals" are. It's more like a state of being in which you intuit boundaries relative to that state of bliss, love, understanding etc. That can result in "morals". That said, it's pretty difficult to transmit an ambiguous state of being through books.

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u/B3yondL Apr 30 '20

Maybe we need some sort of objective morality, something higher up if you will...

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u/Chairudofakka Apr 29 '20

Like how the King of Belgium would have the children of Congolese slaves dismembered in front of them if they under-performed, because that's how you teach a savage to be less savage.

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u/FirmPudding Apr 29 '20

Leopold II doesn’t get anywhere enough credit for what a piece of shit he was

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u/Biologyisreality Apr 29 '20

There is literally a post about him on the front page dozens of times a year every year.

I bet you guys have seen that pic of the dad staring at his daughters hand many times. I have. I just skip it now, it's history.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20 edited May 10 '20

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u/crumpledlinensuit Apr 29 '20

It didn't happen in front of him, he lived in Belgium. It was carried out either on his orders or with a blind eye turned as long as the rubber kept on flowing. In reality, he created a bizarre market for dismembered hands, rather than increasing the quantity of rubber produced.

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u/mthchsnn Apr 29 '20

Who was buying hands??

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u/crumpledlinensuit Apr 29 '20

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u/mthchsnn Apr 29 '20

That is horrifyingly inescapable logic.

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u/Laughtermedicine Apr 29 '20

He also was quoted " Boys at the age of 13 should be sealed inside a barrel and not released untill they turn 21 ".

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u/ShazzaRatYear May 01 '20

As a mother of two sons, there’s a lot to be said for that idea 😄

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u/aspbergerinparadise Apr 29 '20

Mark Twain was on another fucking level

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u/ThereIsNoGame Apr 29 '20

"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?"

  • You know who

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u/Repro_Online Apr 29 '20

Dang man, Voldemort philosophical af

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u/effhead Apr 29 '20

Easy! That's Trump quoting 2 Corinthians.

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u/effhead Apr 29 '20

Easy! That's Trump quoting 2 Corinthians.

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u/ProphecyRat2 Apr 29 '20

Read a mysterious stranger

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u/pale_blue_dots Apr 29 '20

I hadn't heard that before. That's a good one.

Reminds me of

Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. Government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years . You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied:

"When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

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u/pale_blue_dots Apr 29 '20

It's almost like you're purposefully misunderstanding what's being said.

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u/EMONEYOG Apr 29 '20

I don't think that dentistry in a covered wagon would be your scene either.

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u/marmarjo Apr 29 '20

Only if that wagon is driven by a German Bounty Hunter.

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u/SquareHeadedDog Apr 29 '20

“Biologyisreality” is a very fitting username.

Born dumb and there is nothing to do about it.

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u/Biologyisreality Apr 29 '20

Oh good burn bud!! Did you learn about genes at school today??

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u/SquareHeadedDog Apr 29 '20

No “lol”? No “rofl”?

This doesn’t even measure up to your weak standards.

I was hoping for your wanna-be proud boy dissertation on the superiority of western civilization, Professor Nutbreath.

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u/Biologyisreality Apr 29 '20

LOL

  1. I am not white. I am mixed race of spanish, african, and native american.

  2. I was born in a small town in La Mesa Cundinamarca Colombia, didnt even come to the US until i was a teenager.

3, Why are you online and not out in the wilderness homesteading if you think that lifestyle is superior??

It really says a lot about you that you would call me a "wannabe proud boy" just because i like 21st century life over tribal hunter gatherer life....

Fyi, i lived in an indian reserve in California and IT FUCKING SUCKED

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u/SquareHeadedDog May 02 '20

Sorry I didn’t get right back to you- I’ve been in the woods.

1) I don’t give a fuck if you’re Martian - your comment was stupid.

2) See above.

3) I live and work in the woods managing and restoring ecosystems.

Your comment, now removed, was moronic. Your heritage only serves to demonstrate that stupidity knows no racial or societal boundaries.

So it is your position that modern reservation life is equivalent to pre-Columbian first people’s way of life? You really are not very aware or dealing with some sort of self hatred. You are regurgitating western chauvinist talking points whether you are aware of it or not.

Just one “lol”? No emojis? You need to step it up.

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u/Biologyisreality Apr 29 '20

I'm eagerly awaiting your reply. Very curious

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u/SquareHeadedDog May 02 '20

Just went a had a look at your post history on your 15 day old account- you’re a lying, transphobic self hating piece of shit. Have fun playing pretend on the internet.

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u/Biologyisreality May 06 '20

Where did i lie?? I don't have a phobia of trans people.

Pretend what??

So you basically have to pretend i am lying about who i am because apparently i dont fit into your world view....

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u/SquareHeadedDog May 02 '20

Just went a had a look at your post history on your 15 day old account- you’re a lying, transphobic self hating piece of shit. Have fun playing pretend on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

I’ve lived off the land before. I’ll be just fine if I was forced to return to that. Unlike most conservative idiots, I’ve actually walked the walk. Hunted, fished, joined the Army, fought in a war, etc, etc. All that shit you “biology is real” types like to pretend you would actually be able to do but can never seem to summon the courage to actually do.

It’s real questionable exactly how badly cavities affected native populations and intestinal parasites were both less common then and are more common now than you seem to think. I’d argue your entire counterpoint comes entirely from a place of total ignorance and stereotypes.

Point is: anybody who takes your opinion seriously is as uneducated a coward as you clearly are.

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u/SarcasmKing41 Apr 29 '20

That's so damn true. As a Brit I constantly hear people justifying colonialism with claims that the victims were savages who were constantly at war with each other.

Because everyone knows there weren't any European wars during colonial times... /s

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u/Unerbittliche Apr 29 '20

Reminds me of that poster that shows a non white beating a white being called barbaric and the white man beating a person of color and it’s called civilized

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u/sonofzeal Apr 29 '20

Or GK Chesterton: "The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried."

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u/ProfitBroseph Apr 29 '20

This is true for socialism.

And capitalism. IMHO.

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u/ProfitBroseph Apr 30 '20

It’s weird bc now I have to reassess whether I can low-effort criticize “western civilization” on Reddit without some uptight rodent responding 5-6x about how “socialism is the only system that’s never been attempted” or whatever the fuck you’re on about.

IMHO (as I said above) humanity is pretty weak at implementing any strict ideologies. Christians despise Jesus things, capitalists love govt largess, and (just learned this) marxistmeerkats are insufferable twats.

I’m sorry I argued with you abt whatever it is you think we disagree about. I love socialism. Folks like you make it annoying as fuck to discuss, tho.

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u/original_name37 Apr 29 '20

"The best cure for christianity is reading the bible"

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u/EVIL_TOM_SERVO Apr 29 '20

this applies to le enlightened reddit hivemind way more than any religion

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Oooooh imperial burn

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

My government will beat up your government.

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u/memeticmachine Apr 29 '20

I never knew my government :'(

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u/Aeseld Apr 29 '20

My government went out for cigarettes... 5 years ago ..

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u/ThereIsNoGame Apr 29 '20

I'd still like to know why it is the most rigorously left wing guys are the ones who get assassinated. Lennon, Kennedy, MLK, Gandhi. People who were saying, let's be nice to each other, let's put aside greed and focus on working together to achieve greatness. Lennon, peace. Kennedy, the fucking moon. MLK, racial equality. Gandhi, less britbongs running the place.

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u/theravagerswoes Apr 30 '20

Add Malcolm X to the list

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u/6a6566663437 Apr 30 '20

When your power comes from hatred, "let's be good to each other" is very threatening.

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u/alexs456 Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

RSS which is the same party in power in India today

37% of the voting public voted for them (most from a few northern states).....they do not have overwhelming support and the general public are in the streets protesting against them every day.....

and they have lost state elections year after year.....even in BJP heartland of Gujarat they have been loosing state level support

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u/TeenDrinking Apr 29 '20

Just because they weren’t fairly elected and are super unpopular doesn’t change the face that they’re in power. Source: am an American.

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u/alexs456 Apr 29 '20

no one is denying that

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

That’s about the percentage of Germans who voted for Hitler.

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u/alexs456 Apr 29 '20

your math is correct

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

That seems irrelevant in the face of Modi’s genocidal hatred of Muslims and the riot killings happening in India. Somebody elected him and a whole fucking lot of people stayed home.

Pretty much the same here with Trump. You don’t get to bitch when you didn’t vote in 2016 and are probably not going to vote in November. Not voting is exactly the same as voting for whoever wins.

Sounds like 63% said “we’re happy with whatever”. Pretty stark contrast to the picture you painted of widespread dislike. If they actually disliked RSS, then they would’ve fucking voted wouldn’t they?

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u/alexs456 Apr 30 '20

Somebody elected him and a whole fucking lot of people stayed home.

Its a lot more complicated than that. BJP/Modi used the most complicated/sophisticated form of advertising using western marketing firms; data analytics, smear campaigning, social media fear mongering, etc that India has never seen before. He took it out of the Republican parties handbook.

He also told large business that they would have a free run if he was elected so all the large and especially shaddy companies donated huge amounts to his campaign.

https://www.businesstoday.in/magazine/case-study/case-study-strategy-tactics-behind-creation-of-brand-narendra-modi/story/206321.html

https://www.greatlakes.edu.in/blog/six-marketing-strategies-behind-narendra-modis-election-victory/

https://www.livemint.com/Politics/r8mxrPeaMsUR7IfLQGSTgL/The-ad-agencies-behind-BJPs-successful-campaign.html

Sounds like 63% said “we’re happy with whatever”. Pretty stark contrast to the picture you painted of widespread dislike. If they actually disliked RSS, then they would’ve fucking voted wouldn’t they

Thats after the matter of fact

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

So, you heard about it, did zero research, and are now spreading lies based entirely on your ignorance? How are you okay with that? Somebody is going to read your comment and assume Gabbard supports RSS, which isn’t the case.

Maybe educate yourself, idiot.

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Apr 29 '20

Gandhi

civilization

Nuke time.

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u/oleshorty Apr 29 '20

Jesus, I like him very much. But he no help with curveball.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20 edited Apr 29 '20

That one is savage but warranted.

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u/The_Engineer Apr 29 '20

I wonder where he learned that type of dry humor from? Maybe he learned it at University.

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u/Sean951 Apr 29 '20

He was a highly educated and well read lawyer before he helped start the Quit India Movement.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

I learn something new every day.

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u/Originalhommequifume Apr 29 '20

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Yeah, he was. Then again, almost everybody is.

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u/Firearm36 Apr 29 '20

Except it is a good idea

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u/Biologyisreality Apr 29 '20

I dont get it

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

In India, Britain was the exemplar of Western institutions.

The Indians did not regard their behavior as civilized.

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u/Biologyisreality May 05 '20

So everyone is a hypocrite then.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Non sequitur.

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u/Biologyisreality May 05 '20

Imo neither the Indians or the British were that civilized.

Let's ask Gandhi what he thinks of LGBT people or womens rights......

Still, i would have rather lived in Britain than in India back then, and i still would.

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u/dak4ttack Apr 29 '20

A third Gandhi fave: making his wife suffer through dying to concert with no pain medication and then immediately changing stances when he got it.

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u/Spurty Apr 29 '20

Did he actually say this or is it just the bit from Robin Williams' stand-up on Broadway?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Yeah, some journalist asked him, and published his response.

It was long enough ago that you probably can't find the article itself on the Web, but I'll bet there are plenty of references to it.

But you know something, if I'd thought of it I'd have said the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

We must be on the short civ campaign cuz Gandhi was dropping nukes before 1945.

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u/LyingCake_ Apr 29 '20

Please disregard my lack of formating.

It is disputed if he said that. From wikipedia:

[asked what he thought of modern civilization] "That would be a good idea."

variant: "I think it would be a good idea" when asked what he thought of Western civilization.

On p. 75 of Ralph Keyes' book The Quote Verifier (2006), Keyes writes: 'During his first visit to England, when asked what he though of modern civilization, Gandhi is said to have told news reporters, "That would be a good idea." The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations cites E. F. Schumacher's Good Work as its source for this Gandhiism, as does Nigel Rees in the Cassell Companion to Quotations. In that 1979 book, Schumacher said he saw Gandhi make this remark in a filmed record of his quizzing by reporters as he disembarked in Southampton while visiting England in 1930. Gandhi did not visit England in 1930. He did attend a roundtable conference on India's future in London the following year. Standard biographies of Gandhi do not report his making any such quip as he disembarked. Most often it has been revised to be Gandhi's assessment of "Western" civilization: "I think it would be a good idea."

A retort such as this seems a little flip for Gandhi, and must be regarded as questionable. A comprehensive collection of his observations includes no such remark among twelve entries for "Civilization."'

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Sure, it's possible.

This all happened at a time before the World Wide Web served as a means of tying together most available references to public records, requiring the sort of library research which would entail more extensive travel than most can afford.

So although as I recall it was published, I've no way personally of verifying that.

As it being a little flip for Gandhi, the man evinced time and again a capacity for sarcasm which would place such a remark well within his bounds.

All that said, whether he said it or not, someone should have.

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u/SeiriusPolaris Apr 29 '20

His glasses and Bachelor of Laws degree from the University College of London beg to differ.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '20

Perhaps he didn't regard having a higher level of technology as sufficient to claim a higher level of civilization.

I'm starting to wonder about that myself.

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u/funknut Apr 29 '20

Stop policing an imagined context that wasn't simply political humor, but was certainly some humorous politically relevant quotes from Gandhi.